All of Mar a Lago is like that (was there once over a decade ago for someone’s wedding, and NO my date absolutely did not tell me where we were going until he picked me up from the airport). It’s extremely gaudy and a lot of the carpeting and drapery is pretty poorly maintained.

Not to mention, but by using “75 million” she’s outing that that GOP knows damn well they are the minority party and come nowhere near representing even 30% of the 333 million Americans.

It’s giving peak poor-man's-idea-of-a-rich-man.

But she said it’s “not a threat”!  That’s the “no homo” of insurrection!

I know everyone knows she is a liar, but no one wanted to fact check her numbers?

I think it’s worn out carpet. Something ornate and vaguely Persian looking but actually maybe two grades above rental quality. Bathroom carpet is definitely on brand for him. I bet it smells like a fucking basement.

Exactly.

Gozer the gozerian

LOL, also, I’m pretty sure that’s the same ugly dark-brown marble flooring and sink inlay that my grandmother had in her ugly starter tract home from the late 40s. It probably cost the Dumps fifty times as much for it to look 100% as ugly. Why even bother being rich if you have no idea what to do with it?

This is my thought. Whatever she may claim, seems like a pretty clear threat to me. Certainly a call to/promise of obstruction of justice.

Forget trying to steal an election, Kari Lake is trying to steal Belinda Carlisle’s job as lead singer of the Go-Go’s.

My favorite part of that photo is the absolute trash quality chandelier and wall sconce that someone picked up at the discount bin at the Dollar Store.

These are the same old white people who are afraid to come into the cities cause crime, but now they are going to overthrow the government sure bitch.

I have a message tonight for Merrick Garland, and Jack Smith, and Joe Biden.

You nailed it. You could look up “Red State White Guy” and it’d just be his picture. He looks like every local dude I ever saw at a Love’s travel center during one of me and my wife’s road trips between Seattle and Denver. He looks like twenty five years ago he flipped his baseball cap around backwards and never took…

‘human chain wallet’  destroyed me.  I’m dead now.  Thank you for that.  

Your description was hilarious so I googled him to see for myself and everything you wrote describes him prefectly.

I immediately Googled Mr. Archambault, and, as I expected, the dude looks like the washed up frontman for a mid-00s nü-metal band. The man is a human chain wallet; he is the embodiment of the metaphysical essence of frosted tips.

It’s kind of weird that The Flash’s whole thing is that he has just one of Superman’s dozens of powers.