michaelstanford
Juice Goose
michaelstanford

Ok if you’re literally latched on to someone’s clothing and trying to pull them through a window, you get EVERYTHING you deserve.

Wait, so you’re telling me that a man that named a female character PUSSY GALORE was a reactionary, lesbophobic misogynist?

Chickenfreude?

The day I decided I would not have sex with any man who didn’t first make me cum with his mouth was the day I left sexual purgatory and was admitted to Elysian Fields.



I don't know, I googled bagel gif and this is what I got.

Elvis didn’t steal lyrics. He didn’t write songs.

At first I was going to let it go

Taylor Swift has consistently stolen lyrics from black artist. She is a modern day Elvis.

I had a bad burger from Fuddruckers one time.

black kids are executed for the crime of holding toy guns at a playground or in a toy store.

Yeah we should just start body slamming children who don't listen. That will teach them.

What kind of criminal would ring the door bell? If it was really closed, wouldn’t a criminal just break in and steal shit? He had the actions of someone acting like they wanted to buy stuff, not like he wanted to steal.

There was a black girl in fifth grade who always made a point of calling me Oreo...even signed my yearbook with it. I went to school in an accelerated class with mostly white kids, but lived on the side of town with the black kids. I usually caught hell for “talking white,” and I never felt like I fit in with black

What a weird biography of a man I had no interest in learning about, but greatly fascinated me when reading about him. Really good long read Shaun and totally unexpected from Deadspin. You briefly mention Oscar Bonavena. He’s someone who also had an interesting life that would make a great long read.

Granted, this is referring to the US and not the UK.

I’m sure an SS officer occasionally stopped to pet a dog too.

“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

Torch I would star this 1000 times if possible. I love the Shuttle/Buran comparison and debate that always springs from it.

Great job here...we need more of this.

I've always thought this was a weird response. If you spend the game looking at your own character's butt, you're probably not playing very well.