michaelstanford
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michaelstanford

I think it’s called the “Hanger on complex” by which I mean that those who you would assume would have better decorum in such a situation lose thier complete shit simply because “someone who is famous” is in the room and by proxy they want too also be perceived as cool.

Uh. What's positive about making a mass shooting about yourself? That's like pulling up too a horrible car accident and asking one of the victims "Did you see that killer donut I did back there"? 

This made me laugh in the most uncomfortable way... But I laughed. 

Nothing but a political rally. Keep the bodies coming lads and lasses just fodder for the fact bucket of orange piss too croon that "Look at how much they love meeeeeee". 

Come on, we all know this was lie.  TUCKit hates kids. 

Annnnd there went my first drink of coffee. 

One can only hope that anyone who had the gall too purchase his toilet wine immediately regretted it with a bout of uncontrollable diarrhea. 

Stop me if you heard this one... A fat bucket of orange piss decides too run for president..... 

I’ve always found the dichotomy (Among other things) very troubling. Trump espouses the usage of alcohol yet he spent the most of his adult life shilling his Trump branded moonshine.

Lol... Yeah that was my first thought as well. Any minute now because that train is never late!

Every horrible tragedy is a fucking political rally for this guy (smh). I swear I would have yanked out my own catheter and flung it at him if I had the opportunity to. 

I think she will wait till the midterms to decide because she might be waiting too see not only what the (D) turnout will be but how high will the women voter turnout be in Nov. if all signs point to positive then she might make a run for it.

You said it right there. They are in a position of power that allows them the ability to wield that power over those they view as underling as well give rise to their own sexual deviances.

BUTT SCRATCHERRRR—-BUTT SCRATCHER!!!!! ( I would post the gif but my kinja is broken :( .

….Shit

THE REAL QUESTION HERE!?!?...What’s the name of that strand that Elon is smocking ? Also. Lot’s of famous folks were weed smokers and history hasn’t thrown their progress into the dustbin. The only thing that has bothered me about Elon so far is when he called that rescue diver a pedo for no fucking reason. That was

Is he sure he wants to do this? I mean he’s just one step closer to being accused of either (1) Working for the Derp state or (2) Being accused of being a paid actor. \S/

I’ve always assumed any real A.I. would just choose to not deal with humans at all. I mean think about it with all of the savagery we inflict towards our own kind one could infer that an A.I. would deduce that it posses a risk to itself by remaining around humans and for the sake of its own self preservation it would

Soooooo..Trump is allowed to Troll America but it’s petty when we troll him back? Well Then I hope you you enjoy this song I wrote!!!! It feeels like I’m a petttyyy. yes It feels like I’m peettyyy (Sung in the tune of R-Kelly’s It feels like you ready.)

This^^^^^!!!! I’m thinking since Mueller can’t indict a sitting president then Mueller is going to go after Don Jr. If that happens then look for Trump Sr.to try as forcible as possible too shut this investigation down if it’s as bad as it’s starting too look then in the court of public opinion Trump may find himself