Oh, really? From Wikipedia:
Mike Schnier
michaelschnier
“If you’ve been kidnapped, held hostage, or you’re just looking to become a magician ...”
I can't go out. *Cough* I'm sick.
Apparently I'm the only one who like iTunes 12. It took a few uses to get used to the new layout, but it works and some things are better from a UI-standpoint.