Ze Germans.

When the series bible is released online someday, it will be the holy grail of WTF.

No shame.

He's gonna be a Thorin in the FBI's side.

Senator Cruz definitely sees five lights.

Hmmm. I meant that in a good way.

When Serena wins another title does a dragon come down and whisk her away?

Can we get an appearance by Robert Wuhl.

I thought this might being the most boring season for an HBO season ever, but a friend reminded me of K Street.

Depends on how reliable IMDB is.

Mercy for Colin Farrell?

The writing is so bad that I just assume all the actors are crushing it.

AV Club can't guilt me into a human reaction to celebrity Internet news.

*insert 1 millionth pod racing joke* *follow with 1 billionth South Carolina joke*

It really didn't.

What kind of person am I that this finale hurt more than the Game of Thrones finale?

Two. I think two would have been fair. Then three episodes of Jamie, Bronn, and Tristan wrecked on a desert island with a fog monster.

You should trust Weiss on Jon Snow as much as you trust Steve Kerr or Bill Belichick on roster announcements.

A brilliant commander desperate for a win in an alien environment with one shot and completely dependent upon his religious fanatics and mercenaries. History has lessons about how that goes.

So, what are the chances the Ramsey and Stannis meet on the field of battle and Brienne kills them both?