Herby fully loaded 

I shouldn’t pile onto such blatant stereotyping, but as George Clooney the Prophet once said—

Get on my level

He likes to rag on how everything ever to exist in the automotive industry is a scam when in reality he doesnt know shit about anything that might have come with a computer and beyond. He has no idea how things work, cant be bothered to learn about them, and thus it must be bad. He is the epitome of a parts…

I’ll take one with a few more miles for a bit less out of pocket

That is, unless, their cars are under water.

I love my ‘99 R/T! I still daily mine at 280k+ miles and it’s a hell of a lot of fun on the Tail of the Dragon (I’m local) with coilovers, poly bushings, and NT01s. Just got through converting the rack to manual and pulling the A/C so it’ll get demoted to weekend duty in the next year or two, but that’ll just be a…

I always liked the Beretta GTZ. It was a good looking car at the time. I never drove one though, perhaps that’s why I have fond memories of it.

So, another decade of teasers that ends like this:

And the ASC McLaren ones were even more pimp.

If you even considered buying it, at any price, you’ve never driven one. A single 2 mile test drive would change your mind. Every red light is an anxiety-inducing event, every merge makes you wish for mercy, side roads are the only option, as these are illegally slow for expressways. A friend of mine who had one was…

If this car had my son’s 2005 jetta GLI BBS 18" rims, I think I could be onboard. as it is, it reminds me of my roommates shitty Fiero rims from 1990.

I come on jalopnik to read articles about turn signals. This sounds like something I'd read on Jezebel. 

Holy shit man, I hope you saved some pussy for the rest of us.  

I don’t hate unions; I just hate the UAW. This just re-affirms my decision.

Well that Escaladed quickly

I know it’s not the correct response, but I wish Jalopnik itself would dial back the activism. This site is best when it’s a nice respite from reality, where we share in the love of cars and motorsports. Too often now it’s being dragged into the same hyper-political climate of mocking and finger wagging.

You would be fine with this ad if it was for the Democratic candidate promising to piss all over the American dream.

Nope.

It was the perfect car for the era. It sold and sold and sold, keeping the name alive. Of course it wasn’t a sports car in ANY way, but had Ford NOT made it, we might not have had the great Mustangs that followed.

And my 1976 MII took me on multiple 600 mile round trips across Texas in the late 70s without a…