National League is just jealous that they don’t get a fat guy to hit dongs for them. The DH is, has always been, and will always be, better than the pitcher batting.

Be careful. If you hit a seeing eye grounder or two in your forties, you’ll have kids around until you’re in your 60's.

#Barves will always be a better baseball hashtag than anything MLB public relations hacks will ever be able to come up with.

Translated for Trump supporter’s:

I just want to say that I really enjoy C-Webb as a color commentator. He’s clearly passionate about the game and he speaks his mind.

alternate rule: angel hernandez stops being an umpire.

Well, I think that ditching the idea of “fairness” in terms of finding a 50/50 split is a good start. The chores aren’t the only aspect of managing a household and it would be impossible to tally up all the emotional and physical labor that goes into it. Stepping out of that tit-for-tat mental framework of who does…

#2. #2 might need to be repeated. My husband seemed to believe that I just came equipped with the knowledge of how to feed/bathe/care for the kid. I was very quick to tell him that there is no special knowledge that I just came pre-packaged with. I Googled that shit or read books or asked my mom, asked his mom, asked…

He has been known to do that crap all the time for the Twins. Except in Left. But yeah, guy has an arm.

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

Like 394 E before the 94 S junction in Minneapolis ?

Sometimes I’ll chuck a golf ball at a stranger and then, when they stare at me incredulously, say “P.S. Fore.”

After the game, Schröder put Dwight Howard in a box with a vial of poison to see if he could be simultaneously perceived as:

My toddler won’t stop screaming GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZOOOOOOO at peak child volume (1 million decibels), which is his attempt at my GGGGAAAALLLLLLAAAAAZZZOOOO...and now my wife looks like she wants to murder both of us. Whoops. New skill unlocked for the kid.

Yeah Okafor didn’t win them that game. Douchecanoe Grayson Allen getting bailed out by refs on every drive won that game.

Okafor only played like 2o minutes in that title game because he was getting dominated into foul trouble by the natural force that is Frank Kaminsky. Maybe should have been a red flag for his draft prospects.

Atlanta doesn’t have a good history with fire.

Might as well finish what Sherman started, right?

At least start some fires or something

FWIW, every now and again I used to chase storms with Vince Miller, who is former Weather Channel meteorologist and was the technical adviser on Twister. Given the nature of storm chasing, you usually had quite a bit of time to kill before things got going and Vince would often tell stories about his time on the set.…