You obviously missed the full translation:

A few years ago a group of us went to Montreal for the Grand Prix. We got up around Thursday, began serious drinking as soon as we hit the hotel and by Saturday afternoon we decided to nurse our hangover with a trip to an indoor karting track. We were rather disheveled looking and once at the track the thoughts of the…

“Small-time bookies?!?!?! Finally! They’re the perfect size for my tiny hands! Look, Eric, I’m READING A BOOK.”

People in the Midwest do not take kindly to being talked down to on moral issues especially when the party talking down to them is not in anyway addressing the issues that affect these people’s lives. That’s how I would interpret the poster’s statement.

What do you mean I amuse you? Do you think I’m a clown? Do I look funny to you?

Did the wife grow up with cats? Because her way is the only way to mount TP if you’ve got cats in the house.

I’m confused here about the role of this James Dolan person. I remember all of the 1990s and it was clear to me then that Michael Jordan was the one who owned the Knicks.

Like this?

It makes me, as a Christian, sad that those of us who cry the loudest are also the dumbest.

Get your false equivalency bullshit out of here. When an authoritarian figure constantly lies about basic truths to appeal to populist tendencies, it’s the very definition of fascism. Fuck off.

That’s the brand I know he’s built and one that, as of Wednesday afternoon, is something that I’m standing on.

I legitimately enjoy watching Tony Romo play, so I am hoping he goes to a team that actually has decent players and a legitimate shot at the playoffs. Want to see him do well.

A guy I used to work with was made a huge offer by another company. When he brought his resignation to the boss, he asked him to hold off until he made some calls. He was able to get what he was offered matched, with a little extra thrown in, as they didn’t want to lose him. The office asshole got wind of this, and a…

“Well you don’t have to rub it in.”

Kyle Raptors and the Toronto Raptors are a god damned disgrace to the game of basketball and its true American patriot founder James Naismith.

I truly do not understand anyone who claims to be Christian but opposes immigrants and refugees. What words could possibly be more clear than these?

Good sports trolling is Good

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

Yeah, that’s a Boxer for ya...