Hail hail! Hail sleet! Hail no I won't go! Hail hail the gang's all here! Hail Haley Joel Osment! Hail Mahalia Jackson!

To say nothing of our freedom to enslave and deport. And what's to become of my freedom to punch people in the face? Can I not be free to choose without Big Government telling me "Hey, don't put your fist there"?

Has anybody yet figured out why a man who's never been photographed in sunglasses has such raccoon eyes? Does he only wear his shades while on the tanning bed? For me it's one of the more bedeviling mysteries of this thing we call, *belch* Trump.

Larry David tried to, but first he had to cut a hole in the bedsheets.

I'm tempted to agree, if only from an indignant 'one man's trash is another man's treasure' perspective…but more than anything it reminds me of my awkward virginal mid-teen years when I did indeed resist the sexual aggression of an older freewheeling woman.

Also, I found Gershon's moment of self-assessment to be spot on and illuminating. We definitely see one thing when she's in groupie mode passing blow to Artie Lange…and then something entirely relatable once she's wiping off her lipstick and bemoaning the cliche she's become.

It definitely comes down to mouths in these examples. Or to put it another way, do you find the physical appearances of Carly Simon and Mick Jagger to be alluring or horrifying?

I'm glad someone else is calling out the too-painful-to-breath Apatow go to of 'chaste honorable nerd too honorable for something so grody as a one night stand'. The one time Apatow went another way, the consequences fueled an entire cautionary tale - Knocked Up…Which FWIW, I did enjoy and thought was handled really…

Yes, but did you laugh at the lower case 't' joke? I actually thought it was worth saving.

SHE HAD EMAILS ON HER SERVER!! BENGHAZI!! WHAT DON'T YOU LIBTARDS UNDERSTAND ABOUT LOCK HER UP???? I'M FILLED WITH RAGE FOR MYSELF AND MY CHOICES AND YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST GONNA LET HER AND BROWNISH PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH IT??!!

Yes, because the president's powers are alsolute and are not to be questioned. Or so said Stephen Miller as he was being lowered into a woodchipper feet first.

What might I smell when Trump's stroke is coming?

Right?? When Mac came out in the Tommy Bahama shirt I remember thinking "season before last…maybe one before that." It's like, for me, rum ham is an unofficial dividing line between latter-day episodes and the old days. Maybe they were on a longer hiatus between seasons that year.

Exactly. The smell test for Dennis moments might be to ask if Trump would do it. There is zero doubt in my mind Trump would melt down over being the only one not given a valentine. Malignant narcissists (the clinical term) live for being loved and accepted.

The DH took all the intrigue out of throwing at people's heads. I'm maybe 20% joking.

I'm also reminded of Mel Brooks' Stand-up Philosopher bit in History of the World Part I. Still waiting for Part II, including Hitler on Ice and Jews in Space.

Yeah, but aren't they? Or is it Kwame Anthony Appiah's act being repeated amongst the masses on a Saturday night? It's mostly in comedy, animation, and scifi where subversion goes the furthest, goes the deepest, and reaches the most people. And it does so in ways that make people understand, digest and retain it. So…

Maher didn't precipitate Milo's downfall, but give him credit for warning Milo it was coming. He told the guy he was biting off more than he could chew and to pace himself as he was courting career disaster. I don't think 24 hours passed before Maher's prophecy came to pass. But if he is taking credit he should stop.…

It drives me batty how it's a feeding frenzy of rage whenever an actor commits the sin of not staying in character. How dare he exercise his freedoms only 20 years removed from playing George! So out of touch of him.

McMaster, by all accounts, represents two steps up from his predecessor. He and General Mattis are both bright points of sanely competent independence in an otherwise revolving circus of freaks and plutocrats. So I'm not quite sure why Alexander picked this particular battle.