And yet, I’ll still watch the fuck out of his action movies. He is a bizarre, bizarre man who makes amazing action flicks. And is reportedly insanely nice to everyone on productions he works on. 

welp... if it was anyone else i’d call shenanigans...

Tom Cruise is probably great at entering rooms backwards. 

That’s how it works in countries that aren’t America. 

This makes me happy.

After her breastfeeding feet...

wow finally a police officer who actually help people

GTFO, P&G

The daughter is from a previous relationship. So yeah she wasn’t a virgin when they got together.

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Shut the fuck up. 

Blessed are the vain, for they shall inherit all the subscribers

Not enough eye bleach at the Krogers

This tweet is...[chef’s kiss]

Lying, attention seeking ‘Christians’? Now I’ve seen everything!

I had to evacuate due to fire in SoCal (in the ancient 90s) and all I wanted was to be close enough to check the status of my Sassy archives and VHS episodes of “Rap City” as soon as the coast was clear.

As someone who has been around for several SoCal wilfires, no.  Wildfires do not smell like cigarette smoke.  

Orange County, God, click bait, “people” named Savannah, Everleigh and Cole. The new VC Andrews novel sounds like shit.

Fucking Orange County. ::eye roll::

These two look like they were grown in a laboratory somewhere