Sometimes with all the crazy news, one forgets just how downright delusional the man really is.

Can someone more talented than I am photoshop Trumpy with a Mariah Carey-style wig?

Three kids, though... I hope they appreciate what mom did to support dad’s sobriety all these years.

It’s hard when he’s your kids’ dad.

Jen is a god damn saint because I would have left him hanging long ago. 

A white guy with bad face tats, but somehow with enough money for a private plane. Momma lied to me.

You old

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I’ve never seen The Cove. This interview makes me want to see it even just as a big fuck you to the fallacy filled arguments this article is full of (“whataboutism”, “why can’t we focus on our similarities”, “criticism is imperialism”).

I call it the banana rule. If you throw it against the wall enough times, it will stick. If you deport enough people, you will inevitably deport someone that deserves it.

he takes credit for everything

That one eyebrow is trying to escape from her body. I hope it writes a tell-all. 

Is her face naturally like that? I can never tell if it’s an expression or her actual neutral face.

There are no good photos of her.

He’s been here over 60 years, is 94 years old, the process took 14 years to complete and they’re trying to actually take credit for this as some sort of awesome “look what we did, this proves we’re not like them” proof?

I appreciate the pettiness of using the worst possible photo of her.

So he admitted to it in 2001, two years before ICE was founded, the Justice Department got his citizenship revoked in 2003, and Sanders is giving ICE the credit because they drove him to the airport?

Omg he looks terrible, exactly how I would look with hair that color.