I would like to know what this special salad dressing Olivia makes. I suspect it's just ranch. 

Didn’t we already have this conversation (here — https://jezebel.com/jason-sudeikis-claims-he-didnt-know-ex-olivia-wilde-wou-1848852055) and wasn’t the general consensus among the commenters that Sudeikis almost certainly didn’t have anything to do with how she was served because process servers do whatever they need…

Think about it. He’s gone from total freedom and a job where he’s licensed to do all kinds of things the rest of us can’t - speed, get physical with people, pull guns on them, etc, etc - to a life where he has no power, no authority, no human contact, and sits in a tiny cell 23 hours a day. That does not look like…

As someone working in mental health and who’s often careful in assigning labels, this is as perfect of a case study as you can get on Antisocial traits for someone who’s not even examined. The sadism and lack of empathy present... 

Fuck his condolences. That is the dead-eyed expression of a sociopath. I’m sure he’s scared shitless about his new reality, 23 hours a day in isolation for the foreseeable future. 

Your employees are unhappy with how you treat them:

yeah ellen being like all the rich, powerful people on my show thought it was amazing and were treated so well is fucking HILARIOIUS. like ummmm none of us ever doubted that you treated the CELEBRITIES well, it’s your goddamn employees we’re concerned about.

Everybody knows (or was in) the kind of family that acts super united and smiley in public or for company and absolutely tears each other to shreds behind closed doors. It’s not like it’s hard to fake some smiles and fruit baskets in front of whichever celeb is on set for forty five minutes. 

That her response to accusations of a toxic culture by employees is an emphasis on how her GUESTS perceived the environment tells me everything I need to know about what that workplace was actually like. 

Well kid, I’m glad to see you taking initiative on putting color into your presentations, Mom has definitely noticed, so keep that up. We still need to work on the outbursts in the office and the pants shitting. Definitely a distraction to the rest of us here. Though, to be fair, the dog hasn’t complained.

Firstly, it’s a terrible song. I wholeheartedly regret listening to it. Secondly, writing, producing and singing a song purely to rip on someone? I’ll happily admit that I am a petty person in many instances, but this seems like too much work for a public “fuck you”. Thirdly, it’s a shame to see just how different the…

I can’t help but think that she is supremely jealous of her former co-star, Zendaya’s career.

I feel like that painting is probably not that hard to replicate if you have someone directing your every stroke. It’s like when people come out of those “paint and sip” places with professional looking paintings but you know they couldn’t have come up with that on their own. Surely you need some artistic talent, but…

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

Streaming will forever be something I just do not get. Like are these dbags hate/rage-watching women stream? Each passing day also moves me more into the “internet was a mistake” camp.

Agree. It is covering his nostrils.

I think it’s just too small. It’s still covering all the breathing holes. 

Trump just left Joint Base Andrews, so unless he’s planning on a really last minute pardon, like, you know, continuing to work, I think this guy is shit out of luck. 

When the first objection (to Arizona’s electoral votes, pre-insurrection) on Jan. 6 was registered, many of these same assholes cheered and applauded.