These were awesome. We need more of these!

The gentleman came in with his video camera a couple hours later. The video started with the back of his television and then immediately cut to him masturbating on his bed for five seconds then back to the television.

I used to work for a little franchise called Play N Trade (basically GameStop, with all around better prices)

The Pokemon story warms my heart. That poor kid must've been verbally abused at school or something. Probably by kids who think Nintendo is "immature" because it's not full of guts an swearing.

I knew this was a slippery slope. First weed in Colorado, then electric cars in New Jersey. Next you'll be able to buy crack in elementary schools.

But is she single?

Even if it were cynical the good it has done for these hospitals would outweigh it. This doesn't just end at a feel good photo-op. Because of the enormous fan base involved it translates into donations:

With what you did to J-LO and Ben, there is no doubt that Mitch Connor is a cynical man.

Technically "natural" just means it came from planet earth.

I thought I was going to be impressed by this, but now I'm just mad that this even exists. I'm going to have nightmares now.

I see stuff like this and I just think "This is why most people shouldn't be game designers."

excellent joke is excellent

Too bad for Harry. Just missed the opportunity to get himself into a relationship with English royalty.

This should absolutely be made public as soon as possible. It would be found eventually, and the sooner it is, the more likely it might be fixed.

Its only a matter of time before someone is killed because of this.

I would pay good money to watch one of those assholes crying for his mommy when the judge gives him 20 years in federal prison.

All swatters should be charged with attempted murder.