You're like the Hamilton Nolan of milk. That's not a good thing.

I drink the shit out some milk and love it. 3 glasses a day, homie.

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.

Please do not Google Image that shit either, I cannot be responsible for your therapy bills

He does Alpha shit, like catch STDs in the fucking eye (how in the fuck does that happen?) and go to prison for beating up a woman. I bet he talks about his "personal relationship with Jesus" a lot too. His spirit is swole too, now, bro.

When asked for comment, the workers had this to say:

Pete Carroll lost that entire locker room with that call. No way those guys ever trust him again. The Seahawks run is done.

Maybe there was a third play caller, somewhere down the grassy field, perhaps...

Dam...this man sweat seems to be leaking from my eyelids...

NO MORE TEARS

I've never seen the problem unless people think steam should hold a higher standard and are personally insulted that they don't. After all you're on the internet buying a digital game. The same internet that lets you look up said game to see if its any good. If you can't bother to do that then its your own damn fault.…

Except for your personality.

There is one thing RT propaganda doesn't tell: this robot has no AI whatsoever, it was operated by human for this demonstration.

I hope that robot wouldn't malfunction, gaining it's own self consciousness, then decided to getting up all night to get lucky. (Start to break into the song, guys!)

Because air has mass. The more air that is in a football, the more mass it has.

1. Cheating is wrong.

I am not generally a fan of being pranked, but I fully endorse anyone who wants to fill my home with colorful plastic balls while I'm out running errands.

*A ball pit without the gallons of piss and shit one normally finds in ball pits.

Another tip: if you tap Finger 1 or Finger 2 or whatever, you can change the label. This is handy when TouchID stops responding to one of your fingers. You'll know which one to delete and retrain.

Yet my online business http://shipyourenemiesspiders.com/ languishes.