I liked Direct TV's way of dealing with the pirates in the 90's was to straight up wreck their gear by making it overload. Now that's the way you deal with pirates.

Pft, that's not a very good explanation of the 4th dimension, try this out for size:

Finally after all these years that poor innocent pelican is off the hook.

Was it just me, or does it not sound that bad? She went flat for a bit on the big note towards the end, but otherwise I didn't think it was terrible.

Some of the best video game music, ever. And one of the best video games too. So many good memories.

Acknowledged, Comrade!

Red Alert (1) is probably my favorite game ever. I use to play that and the original top down GTA on the PC non-stop.

I still play those games once and a while. Had to alter the ini file to play at a much higher resolution.

Fascinating. I've never thought about inflation on a state-by-state level. Thanks for sharing!

The man behind this campaign:

Strange name, that "Gofuh Kyorself".

The same thing the NFL uses..Gatorade

Oxycontin

Whoever broke that bowl over Drunk Mario's head is an American hero.

Drunk Mario wins; the dog is a close second.

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

Lock your kids inside the house so they can sit on their asses and get diabeetus.

The last thing I want to do is give this giant and troubling waste of our goddamn time the acknowledgment that is clearly so desperately craved. But the fact that I must suppress my pride and bring attention to this in a plea for support from my own employer makes it all the more ridiculous.