I wouldn't mind a burger with blue cheese on it, but I have no idea how much to put on there. PLEASE, DO IT FOR ME, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST PUT ON THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF BLUE CHEESE THAT I LIKE ON MY BURGER OH GOD I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD!!

I need to know if Blue Cheese man was at least a good tipper. And if the "dining companion" was ever a date, because eeewwwwwww. The only thing grosser than watching a guy eating that much blue cheese is imagining kissing a guy who had eaten that much blue cheese.

"no, I won't tell you, because I want my coleslaw freshly-squeezed."

I really wanted to read this, but as usual I'm just scrolling down to the bottom to bitch about all the fucking GIFs. Why every website has to have 50 different moving and blinking parts is beyond me. Maybe I have some sort of learning disability or something, but I can't read something when there are photos blinking…

The iOttie One Touch is the best selling smartphone car mount, and sports almost 7000 Amazon reviews with an average of 4.5 stars., which is a lot of stars, and brings an unobtrusive, simple design to your dashboard. It's also less than half the price of the Ram.

The iOttie One Touch is the best selling smartphone car mount, and sports almost 7000 Amazon reviews with an average…

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The iOttie One Touch is the best selling smartphone car mount, and sports almost 7000 Amazon reviews with an average of 4.5 stars., which is a lot of stars, and brings an unobtrusive, simple design to your dashboard.

The iOttie One Touch is the best selling smartphone car mount, and sports almost 7000 Amazon reviews with an average…

You praised the Mountek nGroove for its utilitarian expandability, durability, and security. No suction cups, no adhesives, no problem, and it's plain to see it can hold a very wide range of devices.

You praised the Mountek nGroove for its utilitarian expandability, durability, and security. No suction cups, no…

Birds, showing why we invented the word "birdbrain," don't have the visual or spatial acuity to tell the difference between "outside" and "a reflection of outside."

Get a grip, that's quite a stretch.

Gotze really spread this one wide open.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

I know exactly what happened. He hit the gas instead of the brake, therefore he can blame this on a floor mat made by Toyota and GM will then issue a recall for it.

Agreed. If there's anything good that comes out of this story, it's that at least I learned that a brave and great and wonderful girl, Jada, exists in this godforsaken cesspool called earth.

Hahahaha. Your comment. was gold.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

I think the word is Schweinsteiger.

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.