Just out of curiosity, does “Senior Writer” mean that you are like this site’s Andy Rooney? Can we get a series on money saving tips and trends you don’t understand?

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

I’m assuming “raisin d’être” is a typo, and it’s possibly my favorite typo ever. I’m imagining Cindy walking around with a California Raisin reciting affirmations and shit-talking her friends.

Yup. We bought a place recently and there was a ton of intricate legal stuff involved. No wonder the show was too stupid for E!

One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

My churl, my churl, don’t tweet at me;

How do you not do the Bull Dance after hitting that putt? Amazing restraint.

“Don’t you fucking look at me!”

I know who he is! He’s Matt Asiata--it’s a wonderful phrase! He’s Matt Asiata--ain’t no passing craze! He means no worries, for the rest of your days...he’s our fumble-free philosophy, he’s Matt Asiata!

I don’t root for anyone to be injured, but if it’s going to happen, I’m OK with it being this child-beating asshole.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

I’m still gonna miss Emmitt, but damn this IS a good replacement.

I miss Emmitt

Doesn't everyone who climbs Everest get cold feet?

You’re chilling. He’s saying, “So this is great, right? Do you need more salsa? I can drive back to Taco Bell. No? Who’s your favorite character? Is it Arya? Is it Cersei? Is it Brienne? Remember when she fought that bear? She’s strong like you. Do you need salsa? Is it Sansa? You’re turning the volume up, do you want…

In a related note, the Braves announced that the name of their new stadium will be Guaranteed Loss Field.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

He was talking about the people who order it.