I don’t know if we could Stanford that.

+1 and thanks a hell of a lot for making me remember the 1998 NFC Championship game all over again...

That’s taking appreciation of Andrew WK just a little too far.

What the hell is going on back there? Is that a hooded suit jacket?

This. Cena’s done over 500 Make-a-Wish commitments and shows no sign of slowing down. He obviously feels a responsibility to inspire people (and I would guess gets a great deal of happiness from being able to do that). As much fun as it would be watching him do a heel turn, some things have to take precedence.

It’s not just some “really bad stuff” he did 30 years ago. He’s never taken responsibility for his actions or even addressed it AFAIK, and tried to get his record expunged so he could open more franchises of the family restaurant chain. Plus he believes his own Hollywood hype and did an interview where he stated if he…

I find this hard to believe. I had a drug test a little over a year ago for my new job. They sent me a list of approved testers in my town. I picked the closest to my house and went there. I peed in a cup, handed it over, they had me sign a label on it attesting it was my sample. The guy doing the test stuck the cup…

Any idea what the players in the unaffiliated minor leagues make? I was at a Saint Paul Saints game Monday night (against the Winnipeg Goldeneyes) and my friend and I were wondering how much these guys make. We figured it couldn’t be much. Combine that with riding the bus long distances to away games...you’re playing…

“Griffey milked the prank”

He was drafted by Brad Childress to be a franchise QB, so....no, no and highly unlikely.

Memo: Just because you’re on a network that lets you say “fuck”, doesn’t mean you have to shoehorn it into every other sentence.

Just below the frame of the photo: a big ink stain on his shirt pocket.

Two great things about that photo:

I literally ran into Kevin Garnett at a Vikings game. Put mustard and onions on my hot dog, turned around and I’m staring at his belt buckle ( I’m 5'9").

In other news—employee of Dan Snyder trips over own dick. Film at 11.”

Cell! Cell! Cell!

Bless his heart, he’s got to be the sickest man in America.

Five bucks says his e-mail is otoole@aol.com

It works on so many levels!

Ah, Button it.