Pictured at top: Steven Adams demonstrating the pick and stroll.

I got 38 pitches but a job ain’t one.

Have to reply to this, since multiple people have posted about Moss running over/dragging a meter maid. It was a Minneapolis cop who was on a power trip and wouldn’t let Moss make a right turn onto 6th Street (which is the quickest way out of downtown Minneapolis to Interstate 94). It’s perfectly legal to turn right…

Strunk and White or GTFO.

I’ll just leave this here.

I'm glad Enzo is OK. Also, Kevin (Owens) Steen is an awesome guy.

Samer, I believe the correct term is “rattle that ring”.

Although you didn’t state it, I assume all e-mails / tweets are sic.

There’s a 3rd leg joke in there somewhere...

Not unless he can hit the ball better.

Drew, when you get a haircut...when they finish up, do they say, “Drew...you’ve been Chopped”?

Pictured: The Browns and their fanbase.

I’m a Fred Lorz man myself.

I like Bomani. Traded e-mails with him back in the Page 2 days and he was pretty chill. LOVE the shirt. I get his point, but as others have posted, it doesn’t really have the same impact as the Cleveland and Washington mascots do as far as offensiveness. It’s pretty tame, but it’s no surprise it made the WWL nervous.

I don’t know where the clip of Ivanka telling the homeless man story comes from originally, but it was included in John Oliver’s epic takedown of Drumpf.

“I don’t know karate, but I know ka-razy.”

(Note that this ignores the irrational illogic of many kickoff returners. You could pin Cordarrelle Patterson in the very back corner of his end zone, with every opposing player having shed their blocks bearing down on him, and he’d think I can take this to the house.)

Sounds like Stanton and Yelich don’t appreciate being needled. I think Bonds is getting a big head over this.

Man, I can’t believe the people here giving love for the Red Lobster Biscuits. They’re fucking Bisquick with processed “Cheddar-like” globules and some vaguely green “herb-like” flecks added. Just because you get them fresh out of the oven doesn’t mean they’re good.