You've never heard it on TV? It's plain as day to me. I have a friend...whenever we call each other on a Sunday during football season, we never say 'Hello'...just 'BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-ROOOOOOOOOOOO....'

"Secondhand" nature?

Based off the native Pittsbughian pronouncing "you" as "Yinz", it's a perjorative term for born-and-bred Steel City denizens.

So is Hugh Douglas a drunk...or is he a cornball drunk?

The EXACT sound Percy's flexor muscle made when it tore...

Damn straight. I can HEAR the high fives in Winter Park right now.

How did he not see this coming?

All right! A whole new year of Why Your Team Sucks and the attendant commenting shitstorm that follows. Me happy.

Fascinating stuff, and really well written.

The only thing I got from this clip is that Lou Merloni would be a cool guy to have a beer with.

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The ESPYs are the Grammys of the award world.

I really hope that for his first (re) appearance on ESPN he's wearing a black leather jacket.

It's not that good of a movie, and I only watched it once, years ago...but those few seconds of screen time are permanently etched in my brain.

"Ever wonder how women play sports with their boobs always getting in the way?"

Nice. I believe part of the outfield wall still exists?

I remember reading about that at the time. Signs a $29 million contract, decides to build a $30 million house. Good luck collecting that back child support, L.A. County.

I didn't say we were the ONLY area that had plenty to be grateful for in beer choices...you're definitely in a good spot as well!

If you liked Smoke, try Schell's Chimney Sweep. It's a seasonal brew available November through March. Very similar, and much cheaper.