Disrespectful boat flip

To be fair, the river did stare at that home run for a really long time.

I need my fellow Spurs supporters to hold me because this is too much. I’ve tried to resist the hype, but now we have:

I feel Europe’s elite clubs have never properly evaluated the potential benefits of the 0-10-0 formation…

I know it’s good fun to rag on Manchester United, but I think they have a legitimate shot at avoiding relegation this season. 

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

He may have misunderstood what people were talking about when they said they were dealing with 30-50 feral hogs.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

Polys want that cracker

I think a “chunkier Reese Witherspoon” is called a Reese’s Witherspoon.

On the basis of Helen Mirren commenting that she wouldn’t be averse to acting in these films, and Judi Dench’s D&D-based friendship with Vin Diesel, I jokingly put together a poster for a British version of the film a while back:

If you make pancakes at home, you may know that no matter what you do, the first pancake is always kind of pathetic. Maybe not bad enough to throw away, but certainly not good enough to serve to the person you’re cooking for.

Thalidomide.

Update (too late to edit): Jeff McNeil is not the best hitter in the game. He is currently leading the Majors in batting average among qualifiers. A person who spends as much time writing as I do should be more precise. I want to express my sincere thanks to every who is getting very fired up about this in the…

Football is heroin, baseball is Lunesta, Mets baseball is...Olestra and Movantik?

Fast XXX Furious and Vin Diesel keeps forgetting which character he’s supposed to be playing.  Not that it would make a difference. 

I love swearing. A properly placed “fuck this fucking fuck” is so satisfying as an emotional release, I say it regularly as a way to avoid therapy.

I will admit though that there is something so heinously hilarious about non-expletive insults when you’re insulting another person, that sometimes it’s the superior move…

Han shot first?

What are you talking about. There are multiple references. Specifically where it comes from: