HoraceWasADrunk

2/12/20

I make Tri-Tip at least once a month from May through October. I don’t have too much trouble getting Tri-tip in The City but figuring out how to grill in Manhattan was/is a PITA. In addition to the classic ranch beans, bread, and pico, I do grilled frites. Take russets, scrub ‘em, nuke ‘em to 2/3rds done, cut them in…

2/12/20

This is ABSOLUTELY a better option in almost every category. Sure it doesn’t talk to my phone but it also bakes bread twice a week AND has roasted multiple 14 lb turkeys in a single day. This, my 6-quart KitchenAid stand-mixer, and my Waring blender pretty much handle almost every gadget need (Yes I have like 5 other…

1/16/20

My Better half will always want a bit of whatever I’m having provided it is vegetarian. When I take a bite of something of hers she inevitably shoots daggers at me about my “huge bites”*

9/27/19

He has one specific skill. He’s a weather vane tuned specifically to getting him his.

9/27/19

“You can not fuck up visiting New Orleans”*

9/22/19

Merle Sterp would like a word

9/22/19

String?

9/22/19

Ohhhhhhhh...... see and I thought I was the problem!!!

9/22/19

“The Sights”* through Indiana?

9/15/19

That's unpossible

9/10/19

I mean, you wanna have a catch at the warehouse?

9/10/19

See you at teeball! I'll be the one with the pop-up tent and 5 restraining orders

9/10/19

Go Clippers! Eat a dick you no goodnick!

9/10/19

B I N G O

9/10/19

Trump had a 1 in 3 chance of winning 3 states he HAD TO win to get to the cratered hellscape of laughable governance we are now watching. The Great Lakes were all that mattered and now they are thinking of doubling down only to protect their pride at believing this sentient mental illness manual will #BringDaJobsBack…

9/10/19

Odessa Jackalopes or go the hell home

9/10/19

You’re automatically taunting with that Cookout drop-in. Goddammit why do all but arguably 3 FF chains suck?

9/10/19

The Market SERVES THE MARKET!

9/10/19

As someone who was both a starting D1 ballplayer for a traditional power AND someone who didn’t stop growing (taller ya savages) until I was 23 and had formally said goodbye to the game I wonder about this all the time. My swing was always “pretty damn good” but being 6 or 7 coordination years behind my peers was a…

9/10/19

Well said and Go Cyclones!!