dude, ouch 

horseshit.

But he is a power player and as all the accolades to prove it.

You ever see him back up all his schoolyard pranks with substance?

This seems personal to you...TRISTAN THOMPSON!

Draymond IS this generation’s version of Bill Laimbeer. If he wasn’t a part of the Warriors, they wouldn’t have had the near the success the past 5 years, so I’ll trade the cuddly image they could have had with the killers they’ve actually been any time. Teams are open about being physical with Steph to knock him off…

It took me a minute to realize those were two photos side by side, and not one photo showing one Thunder player doubled over in ball pain while a rampaging Green kicks another one in the balls right next to him.

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

More like this, please! I get so tired of football articles that live in coach-speak or banal observations. As a dork who played for a year in high school 20+ years ago (I was tasked with ‘best receiver on the scout team’ role, if that gives an indication of my talent; I was much better suited for XC and middle…

Did you ever try to line up against Champ, point across the field and yell, “HEY, WHAT’S THAT??? just before the snap?

Fuck Bud Adams

Warning: tl;dr...

I ate three slices of pizza and drank a sugar-free Red Bull. I nearly threw up twice during the game, but I got shots up and hit six threes.

David Ross is the absolute fucking worst. All the yuppie Cubs fans love him because if you throw a patagonia vest on him, he looks like every d-bag senior EY accountant that’s crawling all over Chicago.

Obscure fun fact for Maryland Terrapins fans: Johnny Holliday was the voice of Hullabaloo for its entire run (1 season).

LeSean McCoy is still running

2013 against the Ravens has a special place in my heart. That was where Justin Tucker hit a career-long 61-yarder standing atop the Lions logo to put the Ravens up 2 with 0:38 left. Lions had 3 timeouts and 0:38 to get into field goal range. Stafford threw a pick on the first play of the drive.

If Chicago is the Miami of Canada then that makes Detroit its Jacksonville.

I’m a Lions fan who has now lived in the Philadelphia area for over 20 years. The last time the Lions played here (in the middle of a fucking blizzard in 2013) the Eagles fans in the section I was sitting in didn’t bother to even heckle me, THEY BOUGHT ME A SYMPATHY BEER

Reading this article is probably the happiest I’ll be during this Lions season. Imagine being the fan of a franchise and the happiest you know you’ll be during the entire football season is reading a Drew Magary piece in freakin’ July.