Probably because you didn’t read the article.

Anyone who does 5/5 should be shipped to Siberia.

It was the middle of a clause. He fully said: “I want to process it before I fully give my answer because you’re losing a [darn] good pitcher in a race right now.”

+1 but only if you are a 6/4 card score keeper and not one of those insane 5/5 people.

Reds: [dramatic pause] I’m all in. [dramatically pushes chips forward]

But like any threeway, someone’s gonna be left with holes unfilled. Only time will tell

Just popped in to say that I exclaimed “JEX!?!” so loud when I read this WYTS that woke my wife up from a nap.

It’s even better if you mix up the letters. ‘This Nate Peterman Is Growing On Me’ in an anagram for ‘Warmongering Penis Neath Some Tit’

Now now, if they’ve really got money they can afford the extra u in poseurs.

The context of those seven words, which should never be uttered in that order, is even better.

It’s worth learning how to recognize snark online.

Wedge quit on his team in the first Death Star run, which is completely unforgivable. That never would have played in a real sports town like Corellia.

Well of course they had to move on from Blake Bortles. Sure, his numbers sucked but that’s what happens when you’re...26 years old? He was 26 last year? That’s what a lifetime in Florida will do to you. Maybe it’s not all senior citizens down there. Maybe it’s just a bunch of unemployed 40 year olds who drank some…

HEAR IT FROM JAGUARS FANS!

Wedge Antilles was never a true franchise squadron leader. He got carried to both Death Star championships by Luke Skywalker and Lando Calrissian respectively. Nobody cares that he took down an AT-AT at the Battle of Hoth. Total fraud.

They also have fans who are identical to Jets fans, only they can afford slightly more potent alcohol and have a lower tolerance for it.

As an Eagles fan, the absolute best Eagles games are when the Eagles play like pure garbage against an inferior opponent for the first 3 quarters of a game. And then pull it all together in the 4th quarter to win. You get all of the joy of booing and cursing for 3 hours. And then for the final half hour you get to see…

“Daniel Jones out here dropping dimes.”

Yeah but the Giants have to share credit with the Steelers for her accomplishments.