Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

I read a lot of résumés. Those people who claim that they’re loose with grammar on Facebook or their tweets, since “its not a masters theses dude”, but they tidy it up at work? They don’t.

Coach Lasso knows how to solve this.

If their regional had been on the Black Bears’ home court instead of in Ohio, the school would have hired the drumline known as the Toms of Maine.

Ahem, that’s “The” fake band.

Those band members should just brush this off. The Scope of it is not as terrible as they seem to Oral B, er, orally, arguing.

Sounds like this decision really left a bad taste in their mouths.

Colgate made sure the OSU band members wore their Crest.

This news truly shocks the conscience.

I now understand why having dangerously soft bones is called Ricket’s Disease

“I’m concerned my kids will be teased for being second-class billionaires.” 

And all Cowboy fans would talk about is how great his dick used to be in the early 90's.

Not only that, but “buying” a healthy company, saddling it with piles of debt while you take “fees” in the tens of millions of dollars for running it, then selling the parts for more profit and having the company then file for bankruptcy... so you walk away with piles of money for incurring no risk or personal debt.…

Sunshine is what cures Ricketts.  Tom is being a huge source of vitamin D with this article.

This is so painfully obvious. If the question is “Why did you do it like this?”, and the answer is “To avoid paying all the taxes!”, then it should be 100% illegal. 

You scurvy dog!

Does anyone realize a little lime juice would solve all of this?

It is ironic that Kraft is in trouble for finding a service provider for his on demand streaming needs.

I’m always amazed at the contrasts between NFL owners; here Robert Kraft is trying to stifle video of his massage parlor visit, while Jerry Jones would license it, release it on DVD (after adding a “Making of” feature as bonus material), and offer it for on-demand streaming…

It’s basically the Streisand effect here, and it’s wonderful