That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

You may be underestimating the number of editors at The Ringer. 

This article is going to be hard to read for the 6 readers of SLAM magazine.

Lawn Darts.

Lawn Darts.

Whoever isn’t I’ll kick’em out

O.G. Lawn Darts. A game so poorly thought out by the “greatest generation” that it will forever go down in infamy as being as fun as it was deadly. 

O.G. Lawn Darts. A game so poorly thought out by the “greatest generation” that it will forever go down in infamy as…

This extremely intelligent person would like me to know that I should have referred to Mario Hezonja, noted Croatian, as “Hispanic.”

Wait until they release the CT5-V. The Cadillac Cadillac Touring Five Five. 

roughest loss for the Gentry since the French Revolution

Bradley is only a mid-Majors sweetheart until Janet catches him with Frank. After that, it turns into a reel horror show.

T-minus two months until we find out that Patrick Mahomes is the real El Chapo

What the hell is happening with the Chiefs top offensive players? I’m now expecting a video of Kelce suddenly doing a drive-by being released. The good days when it was just laughing about his Bachelor rip-off seem so far away now.

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

Is it time to think about abolishing football? I’m all for it, mostly just to stick it to Browns fans when they’re at their most hopeful and vulnerable. 

K’s, ranked:

It was one of those Extremely Weird Jokic games where he just didn’t seem very interested in playing and kinda moved around offensively like he ate a big ole plate of pasta in between each quarter. His buzzer beater was his 10th and 11th points of the night, for Pete’s sake!

My dad asked me if Jokic was actually as good as the numbers he was putting up, and the best explanation I could come up with was “Yes, but he moves like you on the court and I have no idea why it works.”

Is there any other kind, peasant? 

It’s like the cars own the houses and have storage in the back for humans.

Well, in this case, I think it has to do with packing houses onto narrow lots and needing to accommodate a two-car garage, so you have a front elevation that’s 70% garage door.