What I’m saying is it’s a move that will make the Browns a more exciting/intriguing team, but it’s premature to pencil the Browns in for the AFC title. But hell, more power to them. My team won a Super Bowl with Corey Clement as the leading receiver.

Well, the Browns are making good decisions so....end times? Mirror-verse? We’re now in an issue of What If? 

We were somewhere around Moab on the edge of the desert, when the rust began to take hold.

*ahem*

That’s “wives,” Russ.

You can actually just barely make out what Chriss says if you can read lips. He says, “I’m so fucking tired of Draymond.”

Casserly later apologized, saying he was working off of Stephen A Smith’s notes.

Of even greater concern- the author spent at least four years in Michigan, at an institution of higher learning, and doesn’t know its the “Straits” of Mackinac, not “straights”.

Borg was probably going to be a “line judge” in that limo.  I can understand his haste.

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

Rajon Rondo and Pau Gasol are the only two players still in the NBA that played in the last playoff game that was played after LeBron James had been eliminated from the playoffs: June 17, 2010

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

He went with B!

These goalposts were here when I found them, officer.

Not only is that a terrible concept of what narcissism is, but physiologists aren’t who would make that diagnosis.

https://deadspin.com/the-reckoning-always-comes-1819874125

I suggest you read this. From 17 months ago, when Magary owned up to his past short-comings, said there was no excuse for them, and promised to be a better man for it.

It’s pretty hard not to read that as working in private equity makes you a ghoul. 

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

Some people are predisposed to liking bitter things.  I am one of them.  I always tell my wife “you’ll looove this one” and then she hates it and I laugh, because it’s a mean joke that never gets old.  I will never tell someone to spend money on things they may not enjoy, but I’ll always be more than happy to share…

Sir, the Overly-Defensive Readings we’re picking up...they’re off the chart.