Maybe he’s so much like mayo that eating it technically counts as auto-cannibalism.

Mayonnaise has it’s uses but is hardly a necessity. The weirdest Mayonnaise thing was when I was in Bavaria, bought a wurst on a bun at an outdoor stand and without asking the vendor slathered one half with hot mustard and the other half with mayonnaise. It was delicious. Maybe this was in Berlin. I was of course,…

I wholeheartedly endorse your right to hate mayo (I like mayo, but that is also OK). And it is BS for anyone to try to get you to change your mind, and it sucks when it is added to something when you have asked that it be left off.

That's what you get for refusing to quarter troops in your home, you inveterate freeloader.

Mayo I like but I’m not crazy about so reading this article I read and nod along, think “of course I’ll try and avoid forcing my preferences on others.”

Drew writes a 3000 word essay about why he will never like mayo and everyone who tries to convince him is an asshole.

You don’t have to come for coleslaw. It’s pretty good dressed mostly with vinegar with just a touch of sesame oil.

From the “science” article: “Its viscous quality is the sort of thickness that you’d get from fluid oozing out of a rotted carcass as anyone who has ever poked a rotted squirrel with a stick can attest.”

This isn’t England, man.

Well, I hope Draymond at least sends you a card on Father’s Day.

It’s sad. Power and money are going to tarnish a previously likable man.

Haha, oh well, you can make it up to me L-A-T-E-R this week.

An exhausted Len’s Inner Monologue With The Ball:

My theory is that they rented out the theatres and didn’t show recipts for ticket sales. So they could have never sold a ticket and still pushed for consideration. If that is the case, anyone could start doing that. Or building their own theatres to run empty and demand consideration as well as a seat at the table.

I don't think Bret handed him his ass but Samirs first email was basically a Dead Letter with better spelling and grammar. 

“Weird arm man” indeed. He puts SO MUCH bend into his arm the wrong way, that he gets such a crazy whip from the racket right at the right moment of impact with the ball. That’s crazy.

Nice, more power to him!

“Who are you?”
“No one of consequence.”
“I must know.”
“Get used to disappointment.”

Never mind the circumstances, this isn’t the way to handle things, dumbass Isles fans.  Props?  Mawkish videos?  Pshaw...

just going to chime in real quick that I had no idea the fans of these two teams hate each other so much and I think it’s delightful Kinja and wonderfully entertaining.