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I like the highlight where the score is Arizona State 65 - Texas Tech 48

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Fucking Whoa.

“Cans, Ass, Titties.”

Bill Ford Jr. is the chairman (and former CEO) of Ford Motor Co. and the vice-chairman of the Lions. His dad was a powerful member of the board of directors into the 2000s. That family still runs the car company in every meaningful way.

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I always get the Deftones confused with the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. I might be an idiot, but I’m an idiot with questionable taste in music.

The July trade deadline is really the Non-Waiver Trade Deadline. You can basically trade anyone on your team to any other team. In August, you can only trade with the team that made the waiver claim. The team with the worst record gets first shot at claims, the best record gets the last. So..idk the Marlins? get first

I used to be in a league like this--a bunch of underemployed lawyers with way too much free time is a bad bunch to introduce to any addictive behavior. 

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

You could have made up most of the names for the A’s players in this blog and no one would even notice, this is why they play to an empty stadium. In fact, next time do that. “Tyler Lewis” “Matt Powers” “Virgil Anderson” “Colin Tapp”

Jets/Fools Camp Meld Steals Berms

Back-to-back articles on salty cheap shots courtesy of the Redskins.

Strange: usually the Jets only brawl with the Sharks.

some real SALTY fools in the gray today.  :D 

It can’t be a strawman argument if you, personally, are a scarecrow.

Thanks for bringing that up! Actually, because we have depleted the land’s natural water tables, and because climate change-induced drought has kicked our butt so hard, and because historically the delta is a *wetland*, the land has subsided over the past hundred years of farm use to the point where we need levees to

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Positing this theory because it’s no less batshit - POTUS sat on the remote and accidentally changed the channel from Hannity to Turner Classic Movies, thought Chinatown was C-SPAN, and didn’t change it back.

It’s called “Wagyu-style”, but again, “Wagyu” isn’t a term recognized by the FDA, so any piece of beef can have that label pinned on it

My wife and I have had this conversation. He crawls around the ground and pretends to be a Komodo dragon. He bit his cousin and said she was a water buffalo.