Throwing four walks in 18 pitches while getting blown out by the fucking Orioles in a deserted Camden Yards and staring at “Visit Sarasota” the whole time? Someone needs to mash this up with a Smiths song, stat.

Here’s my plan to fix this:

Current iteration of Michael Beasley is better than Derrick Rose. 

[slaps the bong out of Albert and Patrick’s hands]

The infinite unknowable void is way scarier than where Dora and Nemo fuck. 

See, I’m the opposite. You leave after dinner on the last day you worked before vaction, drive maybe 3 hours, stop at a hotel, then get cracking as early as possible the next morning. Because of leaving the previous day, your car will be mostly packed and getting people moving out of a hotel room is a lot easier than…

I particularly enjoyed the tactical knowledge of Anthony Meola-Picklington, the former goalkeeper from Kearny-upon-Passaic.

Picking celestial over MAGISTEEEEERIAL for Ray Hudson?

I think it’s great! I’m glad the refs didn’t take issue with a young All-Star getting his game on and get him fed to the rules when he hit the ground running. Yes, he’s looking kinda dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead. But the years start coming and they don’t stop coming, so it…

With the victory, France has officially been eliminated from the group stage of the 2022 World Cup.

Because Jesus told him not to. And when Jesus tells you something...well, you should probably check into a mental hospital because you are having delusions.

It’s now the conspiracy theory party. Full on transition. A few years ago, we used to laugh at Alex Jones and condemn his stupid thoughts. Now those same thoughts are on Fox News and being repeated by Senators and House members. It’s legit frightening how stupid a large portion of our country is.

+1 lollygagger

You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you?

For all the talk about concussions in the NFL, I’m starting to think that the real victims of CTE are NBA execs. Don’t these guys know Carmelo Anthony is like the Dwight Howard of basketball?

sooo is France-Belgium the de facto final or am I hugely underrating the other half of the bracket?

Taint much of the World left at this Cup, innit, guv’nor?

I love pointing this out to everyone who will listen which might be why everyone keeps scootching away from me at the bar. COYS!

Spurs
Current: 13*
Former: 6