Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.
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Can we get every single referee that will be involved in a Russia match and all of their extended families in protective custody right now? Now I’m not saying that I actually think that Russia would be so brazen as to try to cheat on a massive scale at a major international athletics competition. What a far-fetched…
The Salah injury and the way the schedule broke down really helps them, they need a result against the Saudis, but the Saudis aren’t any good either. There’s no Desert Pele to be found this year and it’s a home game so they probably will get it, albeit in ugly fashion. Then they can play for a draw vs. Egypt, with…
It is as a public service announcement to our many readers in Eastern Ontario—and not because the on-the-nose metaphor might amuse everyone else—that we bring you the news of the recall of Ottawa Senators baby onesies due to a potential choking hazard. [Citizen]
*extremely Sound of Music voice*: How do you solve a problem like Steph Curryyyyyyyyyyy
John Starks is the James Naismith of professional Airball.
My man, stop indulging in so much haterade. It’ll only make you feel sick. I didn’t grow up rich (or even middle class) myself, but Steph Curry’s ridiculous game has much less to do with his privileged upbringing than his hitting the genetic lottery and tons of hard work / dedication. If you want to throw some…
the problem with that plan (despite, as Pink Skull says, it being their best bad idea) is that even if you let Steph Curry revert to a regular 3 point shooter, you still have to account for Klay Thompson randomly going off and/or deal with Kevin Durant playing iso-ball against a Roomba. the Cavs are completely…
Don’t be that guy, the explain the joke guy...
If having rich, indulgent daddies is all it takes, why aren’t Bennington and Wesleyan running the table in college hoops?
I genuinely don’t get the warriors hate. People cry “superteam!”, but Lebron was the one who spawned that trend. I only get to watch basketball when it’s on network tv (basically holidays and the finals), so watching the best player of his or any generation (and king of the flop) try to stop three of the best shooters…
“professional Airball in the middle of a Warriors shoot-around” is a well written description of this entire series.
Grant Brisee already solved this problem.
Has anyone tried calling him “Seth” to see if it kills his confidence?
If sports is just narratives built around random number generators, there is no “clutch” shooting, there is no hot hand, then Steph Curry is the equivalent of finding a perfect topographic map of Switzerland on your toast.
Bless your heart.
I watched Game 1 of the NBA Finals from extremely expensive seats in Oracle Arena, but I didn’t see J.R. Smith’s…