Show me the dog.

Yeah. Featherweight boxers aren’t quitters just because they don’t bother to fight heavyweights.

I was trying to pick up cat food last year while Calvert Hall was having a lax game. All the fucking parents were parking in the Petsmart parking lot and walking across the street. You know, because god forbid Calvert Hall ruin the picturesque landscape by providing adequate parking. The closest I can park is Red…

“We live in a world of cowards, who teach kids to run from their problems rather than face them?”

You need to ease up on the plunger. I can clear clogs without endangering myself with poop water splash.

This comes up in the comments of a Funbag probably every year (maybe 6 months). Every time I mention that I have a really tough time peeing sitting down, for some reason the plumbing just doesn’t work well like that. And every time after I hit “publish” I think about how I should probably get that checked out by a…

I’m amazed at how mad “polite” drivers can get about this concept. As if waiting longer is some kind of highway penitence that we all must pay.

This is simply not true. Once I started actually washing my feet (trust me, I was in your camp) I went from a 5-6 on the smell scale (10 being “fuck your decaying foot smell”) to a 2, even after a long day in work boots.

Thanks for the visual.

I’ve knowingly and unknowningly eaten at a lot of Triple D places around the country. Most have been excellent. Regardless of what people think of the Fieri brand, the show generally does a good job of highlighting good small businesses with the right approach to food.

True but as a flute with no holes is just a stick, a Jack Sock with no mess is just a Sock.

You pee in the shower because the urine toughens up the soles of your feet - said some baseball player.

Pros: More time to check twitter

Have you ever been in a bathroom used only be a woman, let alone one with multiple women? They’re fucking disaster zones.

John with the traffic question, I have 2 words: ZIPPER MERGE.

Hot Take / Unwanted advice:

I thought Drew was supposed to be on vacation, not going all Serpico for an article..

As a minor sports reporter in a nearby big city, I got to cover Indy a few times. The organization would give me a press pass and a couple of passes for companions to hang out around the infield (I was usually permitted to hang out near the first turn). Can confirm that Indy infield was a mess. Lots of general…

Were people saying the same thing when it was the Lakers and Celtics battling each other? I’m not disputing your sentiment, just curious because I wasn’t around back then.

Marcus Morris now knows that you don’t tug on Superman’s cape.