Marge Simpson???

Haha, I had a report on sharks when I was in 2nd grade that I showed to my grandfather and he went on about how sharks weren’t close to the scariest thing in the ocean.

“Deep in the farthest reaches of the abyss the greatest battle in the animal kingdom plays out. The mighty sperm whale locked in mortal combat with…

Well, yeah. You don’t wanna be out looking for evil aliens and realize the new Street Fighter cabinet dropped at the local arcade and not be prepared.

European soccer?

WEEK 1
NFL: “Stand or stay in locker room.”
Players: *stay in locker room*
Morons: “THEY NEED STAND ON FIELD BOOOOOO!”

WEEK 2:
NFL: “Stand on field.”
Players: *stand on field, fists raised*
Morons: “THEY RAISE FIST BOOOOOO!”

WEEK 3
NFL: “Stand on field with hands down.”
Players: *stand on field, hands down, heads…

The majority of people upset over the “disrespect” shown by not standing for the anthem also proudly fly the Confederate flag next to the Stars and Stripes.... So let’s grade their anger on the idiotic curve it deserves.

I suppose I can understand being infuriated when Curry goes into cant miss mode. But I mean...it’s incredible. It’s watching someone at the apex of the sport. I hate Lebron but when he dominates, it’s still incredible basketball.

The Sprout God was angry that day, my friends.

Barry Bonds was worth 1.3 Terry Pendletons. He did everything Pendleton did, plus thirty more steals, twenty more times on base, and top-ten defense. But Barry was the easy, obvious choice (and, y’know, a surly asshole) so they took it out on him.

LET HE WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE MID-90S 83-79 GAMES WERE THE PEAK OF NBA BASKETBALL CAST THE FIRST STONE.

Harden deserves it the way that Barkley and Malone and Jeff Kent and Terry fucking Pendleton “deserved” it; voter boredom with giving the truly most valuable player the MVP. The fact that LeBron hasn’t won since 2013 is preposterous.

I think you are referring to that epic run against the pre-Belichick pats in which he was running past a Patriot player, who immediately reached out to try and grab him, but at that point, Barry was already on the OTHER FREAKING SIDE of him.

I guarantee this commenter thinks Chris Paul is better and will let you know what “pure point guard” means if you ask nicely enough.

So, let’s see: Wrapping up his ninth season, will play in the NBA Finals for the fourth time in those nine years, has won the scoring title once and MVP twice, and has singlehandedly challenged and changed notions about floor spacing and the value of the deep shot, more or less shaping the game in his own image...but…

From a fan’s pure, giddy ‘oh my god this is fun to watch’ standpoint I think Steph going off for a 5-6 minute stretch is the most fun thing to watch since Barry Sanders would have one of those series where he made 4-5 defenders fully whiff on half a dozen consecutive plays. It’s worth watching any GS playoff game on…

i will argue that nothing is more exciting in basketball than watching steph go off.

Au contraire! I worked for 20 whole minutes on my day off!

You completely phoned it in, and that is what makes you a true American.

If you forget to grill some corn, a sinkhole will swallow your home. Just, you know, FYI.