The Standard Deviants was my actual fantasy football team name when I got rodeo’ed into a department league at my former former former employer

Makes for one hell of a beer cooler

Spot on. Please to enjoy the 1st of many stars.

And Slayer listens to Lemmy.

Why did they ever let you out of the greys? 

Jesus Stumphumping Christ. 401ks only exist because employers wanted a way out of the pension system but knew they couldn’t take it away entirely without getting hung in the streets. You’re all getting bamboozled and saying thank you for the trouble. There’s a reason why trades like the IBEW looked at “bigger” shops…

GOAT

Steady on. Have some tea*

Ahhh.... yeah the Aston logo should’ve tipped me off

Is that a Jensen Interceptor?

Wait do what? I'm not exactly a connoisseur of peeler bars but how the fuck would that place make any money?

Shoot, I would just look across the table, smile and say “put ‘em down, maybe stretch your legs” but I just liked trolling the shit out of the other team

Yup. Except the timeline of Ali going by Cassius Clay, the 1st Liston fight, and the series run of Green Hornet ALL took place before 69.

JV is technically a Trebuchet in a Man costume

If he had tried to walk-off at Ülker there would’ve been a RIOT.

Nice insight regarding Trent Williams. I can’t see a scenario where it doesn’t make more sense to get whatever the Beltway Snyders* can in a trade. He’s well liked enough on that roster to start a mutiny.

Curious, do you “Shoot The Moon” or “Go it alone” ?

By any reasonable metric (my arbitrary bullshit) it appears that most of the Jags fanbase that bothered to write-in were lapsed Mormons. Duval county is basically Provo on Busch Lite and Valtrex as is.

The SAS? Uhmmm.... hard pass.

Don’t go fucking up “Naptime With Friend Jim” or my hangovers will haunt you.