+1 Helen Lovejoy

Quality is job ehhhh....12?

It’s pork you Philistine.

+1 Young Thug

I’m blaming Jeannie Buss and Drake.

Heretics!!!

“ Let 5.4 million middle fingers bloom (one from each hand of the 2.7 million or so fans who watch the Giants come hell or more hell)!”

When the Cards rebranded from “Phoenix Cardinals” to “Arizona Cardinals” the rest of the state basically shrugged and said no thanks.

That’s patently false as a premise. ESPN didn’t “stick to sports” in their halcyon years. Nevermind that you seem to be confusing correlation and causation.

Uhmm.... that's not Arizona. He would've meandered way harder into gun violence fantasies.

Counterpoint:

Good god this is accurate of way too many pitchers. They can’t all be Jim Bouton

So Giants-Dodgers then? Or Philly-Anyone 

And just about a year since this was 1st posted.

You Beautiful Ontarion Bastard. Here's your star 

+1 Hard Sci-Fi

+1 Bad rendition of this song, sung by me, at work, right now.

What confuses me about Emmitt-stans is the “complete running back” argument. By that logic unless you’re trying to REALLY value durability over all else then definitely LT or arguably Marshall Faulk were better “complete backs”.

Truly remarkable.

Him leaning into the contact with 26 to help stabilize his balance from 28...... that’s someone with an incredible organic understanding of how to avoid being tackled. Just poetry