Mickey Mantle? Shit son I thought you were high but now I Know it.

That’s one hell of an omission.

Nice piece Charles, take your Base.

Oh FFS. “Cow Country” was in reference to OKC.

That would require the Mariners to be an extant baseball team as opposed to a pile of odious contracts and odorific drunks.  

Starred to get to 666 🤘

Ah yes, the literally dozens of people I see HOURLY every day riding clapped-out thrift store (or hand me down) bikes to their jobs are obviously doing some ornate richie-rich performance piece 😏.

Those are good options with serious drawbacks.

That’s an amazing deep cut. +1 

So....23rd and 6th Ave. Y’know, where this actual accident happened isn’t anything like that at all. Like, AT ALL. In the example you cited, if the cyclist had been struck it’s extremely unlikely the auto driver gets cited for a moving violation let alone vehicular manslaughter. But, let’s discuss what the article was…

Yeah.... poverty demands people to make all sorts of kooky choices eh?

Goddamn that's a nice offhand burn. +1

Why run your prey down when you can walk it to exhaustion? AND you can forage while you’re walking.

And you thought Wilson went a long way for a payoff.

“Please Start interrupting Dodgers games to mug Cody Bellinger”

I see you’re a fan of the Sawbones podcast. Or you should check it out anyway

Truly, he is the Pinche of Tides

Eh, I mean a group of 7year-olds lost their minds after leaving George of the Jungle and seeing me with my hair down during my “hesher” period. Oddly enough, 2 weeks later some kid at a Taco Bell thought I was Tommy from the Power Rangers.

Not for nothing but if a Masters Ticket showed up in my mailbox addressed to me.....I’m not too inclined to send it on to someone else without Ebay getting involved directly. A couple grand would score Horace some nice damn whiskey

Legit cackled then felt guilty about it.