Ayton Booker Ball bears a strong resemblance to the nucleus of a respectable basketball franchise. This requires that Bitchass-Bob Sarver spend money on a passable 3-and-D wing and you’ve a legitimately very spicy starting 5.

Fear not, the stars shall come; for truly this is god’s kinja

Six-Year old playing Madden Strategy got the 93-94 Chargers a Madden Title Under Ol’ Coach Horace. Bombs and sweeps and fuckall else

Watched the game with a buncha’ Pat’s homers and they were pretty evenly split between Gilmore and Edelman with Michel getting a vote for good measure

Starred then un-starred for "Nice"

So the beatings and stabbings inflicted on Giants fans when they visit Chavez Ravine are “Meh”?

You’re going to take Winnipeg fans to task? Even after Gord and Dave changed the chain on your snow machine? Keep tooting your own horn jagoff

Watching a man’s upper and lower body get into an argument is trippy

That backhand winner was beautiful in a powerful scary kinda way. I’m not usually as much of a fan of hard- court power tennis than I am grass but Osaka is quickly turning me around. 

OI! Quit flashin' ya minge-hole!

Born and raised Arizonan and oh man you barely scratched the surface. We didn’t even get to all the Militia-Wingnuts in the northwest corner of the state, the fundamentalist compounds full of all manner of unsavory shit (Sister-wives ahoy), the batshit gun culture, and that every other year or so the State Legislature…

“Keep Your Shirt On Covington!” Has been a thing for years

I’m glad CNN et. al admitted they had reported the story in a limited way and tried to provide a fuller narrative. That’s a generally good thing for all sorts of reasons.

Here’s your star, now let's get Golic on the line and see if Netflix wants to buy it

This is all I ever wanted out of the Umpire’s interpretation of the strike zone (Yeah, different sport blah blah) The tricky part for that Umpire is when the players know your tendencies and try to manipulate them for an advantage.

Posting to this kinda late but after reading the comments I had a question. While Romo is clearing skilled at reading the arts AND verbalizing them in understandable terms, did he seem less “preternatural” when the Chiefs had possession? Put another way, Romo’s eaten a metric ton of tape on the Pat’s skill position…

At the 7:45 mark of the 4th you seem to be a wizard

not-so-Secret Sauce?

Almost makes me want to change my burner to “Cherokee Parks and Wrecked”

Captain PissHands would be the official greeter!