Boy, if only there was a franchise in dire need of a serviceable athletic quarterback who can contribute off the bench whenever needed that wasn’t also owned by a skinflint, racist dildo with a god complex*

This is like the guy who seemingly has his shit together (solid job, healthy relationship, good friend circle, etc.) who goes to a wedding, is a great guest all night, gives an awesome toast, then immediately pukes on himself AND the Bride. 

10 game suspension due to his history of blindside hits? What seems appropriate?

Karma?

He probably got distracted by a memory of some “tremendous Puerto Rican women that worked in his dad’s office in Queens back in the early 70's, that led to some alarming porn searches, a few minutes of haphazardly tugging on his flaccid cheese doodle, then BACK TO WORK on that tweet.

So moribund Spanish institutions have difficulty with peaceful transitions of power and result in tragedy?

I don’t want to kink shame here but it’s probably best to keep your nose out of another man’s stool.

Newly engaged.....so presents? Or this was before credit card companies/retailers got smart about not giving cashback/fuel points for gift cards? I mean, will 1200 even buy an apothecary table from PB??

2 surgeries.

Go Team Torsion!

EDD on 1-leg>The Field

Ugh...pinche dodgers

Nice

Was Musberger providing a self-own?

Enjoy your star you sob

I was there, about 30 yards away and facing Deuce. He absolutely shanked it for the sole purpose of trolling el tri. The wink he threw at the crowd right after was 😎

Powell PD. Delaware County. Not CPD, they just shoot black people instead of ignoring serial abusers. #GetMeOughttaHere

Real Betis (Jax , historically ass but kinda not ass recently) kicking Deportivo (Bills, really good about 20 years ago but mostly ass now) around the park.

Fuck Precourt with Modell’s dusty neurotic junk.

Hmmm...... “sadsack fail-son attempts yet another pointless endeavor, likely gets rofl-stomped”