Pancake still plays better D than Tristan Thompson

The mobility-scooter industry really dropped the ball on this one. Especially in Phoenix. It’s basically deaths waiting room

That finishing combo was spectacular. Martirosyan has a helluva chin.

I’m excited to see the defensive adjustments from the dubs on Sunday. Betting they beat up Jrue with Iggy/Klay.

Soju-ritas 👌

Do what now?

So much this. My ex did her residency at St. Barts so I was genuinely confused about WTF Peach Pinochet was referring to. The area around Royal Barts NHS was a little sketch but it’s nothing compared to the hood around Grady (Atlanta, permissive gun laws), Riverside (Houston, insanely permissive gun laws), or even…

T Greg Doucette has a very informative thread up on twitter re this incident. The speed with which shitheels managed to fill out the “police brutality bingo” card was alarming.

C’mon Chris, Brewer and Felton were expected to give quality minutes off the bench in an elimination game! I can’t believe that’s an actual thing I just typed. The Thunder have no plan B when Westbrook and PG don’t both play well.

The Sidecar made correctly is a 4 bottle pick-up shaken COCKTAIL requiring both fresh juices and bitters. It’s disqualified

I Think this is actually Bernie Kosar.

If you want a Vodka Ginger then order a Vodka Ginger. You ask me for a “Copperhead” when we’re busy and I’ll whiff right past you.

Palomas rule. Please try one with diet squirt. And don’t be stingy with the salt 😁

Ah, the “Airplane Tom Collins” is a hella fine way to fly.

Smart preparation mostly. Make your mix and cut your garnish the night before. We use a 3-gallon Gott cooler with a shaker of celery salt, a shaker of Penzeys smoked 4/S, and a bottle of tabasco mounted to the cup holder sleeve with string so they DON’T get dropped or lost.

The Presbyterian when made with whiskey in the correct proportion should resemble a glass of iced tea. That’s not a coincidence so much as a convenient dodge of busybodies and a reliable dose of plausible deniability. #TMYK

Fucking statin drugs

Dive bars don’t tend to refrigerate their sweet vermouth. Worse yet, they aren’t ordered all that often and it goes off rather quickly. Hand to god, we go through so much Sweet Vermouth we buy it by the 4-liter cube then transfer to glass bottles for service.

Fuckin BINGO. That Amaretto Sour recipe rules

Haven’t looked yet but betting this is the Morgenthahler version.. let’s find out!