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That’s....shit that’s actually pretty tasteful. Impressive GIS find.

You just tell your players to swing no matter what. Doesn’t matter if the ball is 10 feet overhead, It’s still a strike.

2.5 (assisted on LT) sacks in 1 play. Truly an age of wonders

Chip, Leach, RichRod. Where they’re going you don’t need no stinking defense

His fate was sealed when Khalil Tate gutted the Bruins. Short of blowing SC’s doors off AND a bowl game this die was cast.

Taking it 100

Dad? Is that you?

I’m an Aeropress-stan. Being able to pack the rig easily so I can have a quality cuppa’ no matter where I’m staying softens the indignities of travel quite a bit.

Precourt stood a foot from my face having a beer and lied about this team. Should have fucking glassed him when I had the chance

Finding myself on the side of Jerrah is uniquely gross but here we are. Let him sue the league, I hope discovery goes on forever and that Irsay and Haslam both end up in jail.

Not so sure the Celts will slide that much on defense outside of regression to the mean. Ainge is no Vercingetorix after all.

“Oh jeez, it’s just nice to be mentioned doncha’ know.” - Some Twin Cities asshole

 Heh, this star goes to 11

“disinterest of the St. Louis market” for a 3-13 team??? Jesus guy, you still pushing “Tobacco helps you keep awake while steadying the nerves” in East Asia too?

How did you become a Stan-stan? No really, what does he have on you? Blink twice if you’re being held hostage

Citation needed

Listen PR Intern, thou dost protest too much.

“On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

 Re: “Frozen cooked directly on the rack!”