Ahh, The Melbourne Cup. The answer to what an Ol’ Miss tailgate would look like if no one enforced open container laws.

At least we can all be happy for Robert F. Sarver in this trade.

Still not sure if Burneko trolled us by only (correctly) ranking one team or if my phone is trolling me by only loading the Dubs.

Too drunk to rug

 How you gonna penalize a lumberjack for laying the wood?

Goddamn Shakespeare

+1111111 Poopa Ro’s

Dear God, the pale sweaty slices, sofaking bad.

Hungry Howies is hot poop soup. Both because of its lack of quality and its gastrointestinal characteristics

Jet’s Truther (Lincoln Park MI location only) says you are all weirdos

Lacerated Log Lays Loser Low -N.Y. Post

Steven A. Smith is the Old Navy of takes. Poorly manufactured but always putting out something new.

Barkley is a beast for sure but look at how well Penn State sets up their blocking to create a seam. That’s quality football right there I’ll tell you what.

Eh, 6'6" 330ish ain’t exactly fat. He looked chubbier at 300lbs coming out of high school. Really impressed he’s started at guard, center, and LT.

Trade Mirotic and give the Sweet-Strokin’ Finn his minutes. The Bulls were gonna‘ be puppy-poo soft on defense anyway and as noted GOAT-1B basketballer LBJ-noted, “he shoot the heck out of the ball”

Yuuuuuuppppp*

You’re a damn dirty liar. The bloody is Wisconsin’s third most popular vegetable

Your tiresome beet slander has been noted. #NaturesCandy

Tears. Boiled oceans of tears

Tucson or GTFO. So says me and the goddamn U.N.