I lived in an HOA neighborhood for a few years when I was in high school, and those people/places are the absolute fucking worst. There were many MANY small things over the course of those years that happened with myself/family but two events really stick out in my mind, and were the impetuses(impeti?) for my family…

If anyone is interested in learning more about what a disgusting piece of shit Steven Seagal is, the podcast “Behind the Bastards” dedicates two full episodes to his various deceits, misdeeds, disgusting behavior, malice, and outright awful lies/acts throughout his life. Its fascinating and gross in equal measure. 

I’m not one who usually gets upset with show cancellations, but man, this one hurt.

“...your kid probably wouldn’t have even been good enough to get into ASU.”

I...I farted.

give your uncle scrotor a hug!

Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay eggs in your chest, but I’m NOT an alien!

god damn I love that fucking movie so much.

NOOOORRRMALLL VIEEWWWWW

I really hope this is a Letterkenny reference, in case it is:

I just looked it up, and apparently so. According to my folks, Kinston’s trying to revitalize and get it together, but who knows when or if that’s going to actually happen in reality.

it sure as hell does, when I used to live in greensboro or durham and drove back to New Bern to visit family, I would do everything in my power to not stop in Johnston or Lenoir counties- granted, my fears were based on my *obviously* liberal bumper stickers and the fact that my gay ass can’t really hide it.

ah that’s right...it had something to do with honey? or syrup?

I’m going to go ahead and say that Moose’s departure from Riverdale may not have been necessitated by the writers, but he is going to be on another project, so this may have been their way of writing him off, but keeping it open ended in case the other project falls apart.

Honestly, we can try- but I don’t think that it’s possible to actually describe this and have it not seem like a batshit crazy fever dream of impossibilities.

I don’t know, but I like it- and I’m sure not about to look a gift horse in the mouth on this one.

hey @splinter staff, when posting these types of blog posts (tweets, specifically) could you PLEASE add a title to it so we can click through to the actual post? It’s damn near impossible to find the sweet spot to click to come over to the post from the front page.

this kid is from my hometown, and all of my friends/acquaintances back home were out searching for him- I will say this though regarding his going missing. The area where I grew up is a small town, and surrounded by wooded areas (and bears-it’s even the town symbol) and most people have wooded areas extremely close to…

Everything about this is just DELICIOUS.

he can’t he’s just a troll- check his other comments.