I’m going to go ahead and say that Moose’s departure from Riverdale may not have been necessitated by the writers, but he is going to be on another project, so this may have been their way of writing him off, but keeping it open ended in case the other project falls apart.

Honestly, we can try- but I don’t think that it’s possible to actually describe this and have it not seem like a batshit crazy fever dream of impossibilities.

I don’t know, but I like it- and I’m sure not about to look a gift horse in the mouth on this one.

hey @splinter staff, when posting these types of blog posts (tweets, specifically) could you PLEASE add a title to it so we can click through to the actual post? It’s damn near impossible to find the sweet spot to click to come over to the post from the front page.

this kid is from my hometown, and all of my friends/acquaintances back home were out searching for him- I will say this though regarding his going missing. The area where I grew up is a small town, and surrounded by wooded areas (and bears-it’s even the town symbol) and most people have wooded areas extremely close to…

Everything about this is just DELICIOUS.

he can’t he’s just a troll- check his other comments.

I used to be a high school teacher, and was one of those that couldn’t last more than two years. I have stories that would make your hair curl) I was working in North Carolina, and the pay was ludicrously low (after taxes, I was making around $1800/MONTH) not to mention that I was teaching an elective class (god…

ok, good I’m not the only one that doesn’t understand any of that.

The right moment was two and half years ago. None of those rats should be given refuge, and should all be properly excoriated and made into pariahs. A pipe dream, I know- but I know I’ll never forgive the people that have been supporting him, ever.

“Listen, Tommy- I know you’re hearing these words in this music that’s playing, but those are words for grown ups, not kids. When you’re old enough you’ll understand what those words mean, and you can use them then- but until that point, you are not allowed to use those words, do you understand?”

we should all be so lucky.

I was once a Bernie guy, but jesus tap dancing christ the “bernie bros” are so fucking toxic. Everything is god damn purity test, and NO ONE can POSSIBLY live up the holy St. Bernie according to them. We get it, you liked Bernie and not HRC- but couldn’t pull your heads out of your own asses to see the bigger…

I assume this is a reference to the game, but for those of us that don’t play RDR2, or are simply unaware- can you elaborate on this? I’m really interested after reading all this about the Pinkertons.

four things for $4. Burger, nuggs, fries, drink- I think it’s usually at Wendy’s or BK.

he’s not even qualified to do that.

apparently, yes. I guess I got sucked into a Kinja-hole and stumbled onto this article without looking at the press date. Oops.

I’ve seen this little fuckwit posting all over the place in the last day or so...like, clearing the elevator isn’t reaching the top floor with this one. 

Hey Sophie, Charlottesville is in Virginia, not North Carolina- that’s Charlotte. 

hey, I get it, Charlie Sheen is 100% a complete dirtbag- but maybe think about how you frame that argument when you’re saying “diseased-tiger-blood...” we all know that its coded for HIV, and to be frank, its pretty disrespectful and harmful to those that are living with HIV. People have worked for years to minimize…