given all of the horrible shit this tasteless jack-ass did/does/will do, it shouldn’t bother me, but one of the little things that drives me absolutely shit kicking mad is the fact that this noodle brained simpleton DOESN’T UNDERSTAND HOW TO WEAR A GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING SUIT JACKET. I realize that his flabby gut…

hey my dude, maybe when discussing this particular story especially using the word “fuck” to describe sexual assault is bad look.

it’s cool to “meet” someone from the area- if you want to keep chatting find me on twitter or instagram to DM (@michaeljkrauss on both), since it’s hard to keep up on here, feel free to!

oh yeah, I grew up in Bridgeton, and my parents live down near Fairfield now, I moved away when I was 20 to go to college, but left NC when I was 26 to move to TX. I’ve been here for about six years now, but try to go home as often as possible, but with my job, that’s difficult because you never know when you’re going…

so you do live in New Bern? We probably know each other, at least tangentially then, lol.

luckily they’re okay, minimal damage at my parent’s house, although a tree did crush my cousins new car, seems like all of my friends are okay, a couple of their houses flooded, but everyones happy to be safe. Where was that photo op? I didn’t see in the story where exactly it was- how are you and your family/friends?…

I need to get this off my chest- New Bern is my hometown, where my family and some friends still live. It breaks my heart to see my home in the news for this reason, and not something positive. This orange dick cheese couldn’t even have the fucking decency to just shut the fuck up for ten minutes and LISTEN to my…

My brand is this particular injury (though there are many more equally stupid)-

*peak 2018

hey, you still got six months, apparently.

it wasn’t a speeding ticket, but I recently got pulled for cell phone use in Austin. I wasn’t using my phone, it just fell out of it’s holder on my dash and was under my feet, with it’s charger cable attached. I picked it up to put it back on it’s holder. A cop saw me do this, pulled me and gave me a $300 ticket- a…

Well, I do declare, suh- I’m no traitor, I’m just a big fan of meats.

also, fuck ted cruz with a got’dang pineapple.

whoa, whoa, whoa there, bud. I’m a native North Carolinian where I lived until I was 26 before moving to Texas. I am an BBQ equal opportunist. They both have their strengths and it’s really like comparing apples and monster trucks. Brisket is got’danged delicious- but I can still go ham on some Eastern NC pulled…

I scrolled down to see if anyone else would recognize that one. Its one of my favorite movies of all time.

Wait, wait, WAIT.... that orange dipshit said “two of my daughters...” not “my two daughters...” does that mean that there are other daughters out there we don’t know about?

I posted this on another TWD thread over on i09, but I wanted to post it here too. I’ve been working on season 4 of Fear The Walking Dead, and I gotta say, it’s been REALLY well written this season, and here is the trailer for the upcoming season, take a look!

It actually took me a few re-reads to understand what he was saying here, because his wording wasn’t great, but he meant the right was painting McCabe as evil, not Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III (that keebler elf fucker.)

This is an insane theory, but what if Michael Cohen planned for all of this to happen? What if he realized that that fetid bucket of oysters he works for is actually the shittiest person to be president and so he planned the whole thing? I mean, it sort of makes sense in a twisted way, because as a lawyer he’s got to…

I’m really trying to figure out the end game for you here. Like, what fucking purpose does it serve for you, a clearly grown ass man, to pretend to be a student in Long Island and to poo-poo all over these students using their constitutional rights and their voices for something they are fighting for? Like, seriously…