This is an insane theory, but what if Michael Cohen planned for all of this to happen? What if he realized that that fetid bucket of oysters he works for is actually the shittiest person to be president and so he planned the whole thing? I mean, it sort of makes sense in a twisted way, because as a lawyer he’s got to…

I’m really trying to figure out the end game for you here. Like, what fucking purpose does it serve for you, a clearly grown ass man, to pretend to be a student in Long Island and to poo-poo all over these students using their constitutional rights and their voices for something they are fighting for? Like, seriously…

Not to be that guy but El Paso is a major city, too lol. (Sorry, I just have immense love for it there)

they managed to catch that one rare moment in one of her dog-and-pony shows where the vowels manage to contort her face under those very glamorous fluorescent lights while the thought of “King Donald” patting her head and telling her she’s a “very good girl” happened to cross her mind at that exact moment.

I’m really here for the chyron on the bottom of the screen. That’s some low key shade CBSN, and I LOVE IT

For some ungodly reason I received a survey from the GOP about this asshole’s job performance. The only options were: “Great”, “Good”, “Okay”, and “Other” if “Other” was selected, you had an opportunity to write what you meant. Believe that I tore into that imbecile like no other, with a hearty “Fuck you” to the GOP…

the correct and ONLY answer to that question is a resounding “NO.”

guys, guys....I’m pretty certain this is all sarcasm.

Also, in the after-show of the town hall last night, Alphonso Calderon (sp?) was interviewed by Don Lemon, and I’m telling you that kid had more poise and intelligence than most adults interviewed on that network, he answered the questions deliberately, made sure to speak clearly and plainly- I was truly inspired, I…

Not to dismiss the point of how amazing she is, BUT, I did read some article somewhere about that particular bit of casting, and the story went that Lupita had just finished working on 12 Years A Slave when she had been approached about Star Wars, and she was interested and took it because it was a lighter, fun role…

I posted this on another story on The Root about this “dating site” (no doubt for finding cousins you want to fuck) but it’s really telling that the guy used in the stock photo for this bullshit is A CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER for having sex with a fifteen year old child when he was twenty five. He lives in Greensboro, NC…

You beat me to it. I just shout-typed this out before I saw this comment. Dammit Kinja.

JUST SO EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT IDIOTIC COUPLE IN THAT PHOTO ARE FROM GREENSBORO, NORTH CAROLINA- AND THAT GARBAGE MAN IN THE PICTURE IS A CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER FOR HAVING SEX WITH A 15 YEAR OLD WHEN HE WAS 25.

My opinions of Aja have shifted DRAMATICALLY since her first appearance last season. I liked her on S9, but between then and now, she’s like a completely different person with her skill level. I’m so impressed, and I hope she stays unshook.

There’s no such thing as a decent ICE agent. As far as I can tell, they all get their rocks off at breaking up families and destroying lives. ICE should be destroyed, like Trump.

Every single time one of these events occurs, it takes me back to my senior year of high school, when we had an “active shooter” event. I will NEVER forget it. We were in the cafeteria at lunch when the assistant principal rushed in and yelled for everyone to get into the gym immediately (The gym was connected to the…

Rest in Power, Celine.

I mean, yeah ordinarily having a driver’s license means that you can easily drive the 40mph in a car. But do you know what it’s like when filming a car scene? I work in film, and when you’re filming something like that, specifically from the point of view that that scene was shot, it’s is incredibly nerve wracking.…

dude, did you even read what I wrote? They were getting tips for an entire 8 hour shift, and getting a percentage of our tip pool, it wasn’t reciprocal. Their tips didn’t go into the tip pool, so they kept all of their own tips, but also got a (large) portion of hours. It should be noted too that servers we…

not soon enough.