I’m thinking that grille could be bigger.

So they also complain about the prices at Whole Foods!

Also like the people in California who want to close the Santa Monica airport (opened in 1923), and turn it into a park. Great for their property values but horrible for emergencies and civil defense.

Stop everything but the bills!

“Journalist”: “Hey boss, is it possible to have TWO lead photos, like maybe a split screen?”

But if you want to kill yourself with salt and cholesterol, he’s your man!

Oversized grills.
Origami creases.

WTF?

Don’t sit next to the family that slept outside and are covered in cockroaches and you’ll be fine!

Another example of the media stumbling all over each other to get clicks on a sensational story before investigating if it’s actually true.

The dumbass doesn’t fall far from the imbecile, as they say.

That explains the song...

My old 8-Series would like a word, as would the 1965 Rolls Royce and the iconic face of VW!

Back in my day “kid stuff” was forgetting to take out the garbage.

Ha! We have successfully hacked you! How dare you question our evacuations! 肏你祖宗十八代 !!!

Great disrespect,

I’m still waiting in line at the club. I think I’m almost in!

Wow, that did age well, unlike, say, Limp Bizkit. It’s a gorgeous car at a reasonable price and it’s in LA where there are people who know how to fix it.  Nice Price all day long, perfect for that entertainment or real estate person who’s not making obscene money but making very, very good money.

That takes the average person 20 minutes.

Right? I knew the Dutch were into dried fish, and a 3-second google turned up stokvis (dried whitefish) and haring (street food herring). I guess the cub reporter wanted to get back to watching TikToks.

He’s also a Trumper who knows better than to say it out loud, but if you listen to him long enough (I took a course I was given for free by an employer) you get the “wink wink” of his comments. His advice is basic, but since there’s no end to stupid people making stupid financial decisions it’s easy for him to profit…