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...I was undoing the strut top nuts on the driver’s side and my 13mm ratcheting wrench fell into the black hole of abyss at the top right corner of the above photo. Wherever that hole leads to I can’t seem to find and my magnet wasn’t strong enough to find the wrench again. I guess it’s a sacrifice to the wrenching

Welcome to our flying taxi future!

Meh, I hate to defend our robotic future, but I live in a town that’s lousy with Waymos and they’re...good drivers? First they had people in them, but now I see 2 or 3 a day zipping around on their own. They’re doing well! They keep up with traffic, wait their turn at 4-way stop signs and seem better if no worse than

Love the gold/beige. It’s unusual for a Porsche and makes it look more sophisticated. What should it be, red? I don’t want to drive a cliche.

Also New Jersey. 

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Still have one as a second car. It’s perfect. I’d trade it in but these things are stupidly big.

Money still doesn’t buy taste, apparently.

I wish they’d start to shrink them.

There are similarities though. Matt Gaetz and Pete Hegseth seem hellbent on forcing wood on innocent people.

“This car needs is a base that EVERYONE can hear” is not the thought of a serious person.

We left England to create a country where we could freely shoot each other. Pew! Pew!

I’m not even a truck guy and I like this truck. And 1994 is in that sweet spot between modern enough to be reliable and easy to deal with but not overloaded with tech. Nice Price all day.

But we ALL have Sbarro friends!

I don’t even get the joke. Isn’t it more recent generations where anxiety, depression and ADHD have flourished? And it’s usually blamed on social media.

All of them, according to DJT.

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