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ND, since I’d have to change the wheels and tires to look less like a drug dealer parked at a strip club.

Fun Fact: Those same cranes are needed to board many of the passengers!

Yes, yes and yes. For example, the 2008 Lexus GX 470 on NPND yesterday. It looks like the screen could be easily updated, but they actually incorporated the AC fan speeds INTO the screen, so if you update it you don’t have fan controls. There are several companies that make huge screens for the cars that replace the

this truck features a split bench and column shift...

Right? Just borrow Trump’s famous Sharpie and write “fwiw I think” above the sticker.

Well, the warranty calls might not be from Stellantis and just one of those rando calls to fleece elderly people. “Our records show...
—...your car’s warranty is about to expire!”
—...you owe back taxes and need our tax elimination plan!” (as if they actually see your tax records...well maybe they do now because Elon)

They’ll just stop keeping track of crashes. They just shuttered the part of the Education Dept. which keeps track of test scores, so I think the idea is “if we stop telling people there’s a problem then they’ll think we’re doing a great job!”

Sensitive Reader Butthurt After Reading Article About Politician Requesting Special Treatment for Parking Ticket on Car Site.

Donald Trump claimed that he’s personally tasked Elon Musk with saving the pair... In actual fact the rescue mission was planned months ago.

The delusional weirdos this country is electing are more weird and delusional than ever. We can do better.

How about small truck? Like ANY small truck?

Spineless brown nosers are all over Congress right now.

Elon definitely seems like the type who would enjoy a large, enthusiastic rally.

Close. He’s got lots of children who hate him.

Good, I guess? I just wish Subarus didn’t look so awkward. And that black hole of an interior is about as inviting as a cell in Guantanamo Bay.

Some of the handsome Malaise Era cars should be revived. Gaudy and comfortable, and now faster and reliable!

Why pay $750 a month to announce you’re a bit of a douche when everybody probably knows it already?

Not for me, but absolute Nice Price for a Francophile looking for something quirky to haul their baguettes.

So 4. police show up and it had an Airtag and everybody’s scratching their heads? I’m no Columbo, but...