For a taste of it on the East Coast visit Wildwood, NJ (they sometimes call it Doo-Wop architecture there, ugh). There are lots of really great and well-preserved modernist and Googie hotels and motels there.

WE HEARD THAT!
—Toyota

But the media insists we have to know exactly what people are like depending on the year they were born!

But those people will soon be executed, and Trump will think “hmmm... we should try that!”

I’ve never owned a Porsche, and thought maybe I should do a year with one, and at first glance maybe this one. Then you see the miles, and the Home Depot headliner fix and think maybe this seller is... not my kind of seller.

A Magic Eraser helps a bit too, but I eventually caved and bought one of those kits and it worked great on an old Toyota pickup.

Yes, the ‘90s were the sweet spot. Cars were crazy reliable, still relatively simple with all the options you really need (and buttons!) before they moved into the overly complicated, sure to age out touch-screened gadgets they are today.

Seeing some of these cars next to each other is interesting.
The Trax looks relatively modern and pleasant.
The Tuscon is sticking to those origami creases that need to go away.
And the Grand Cherokee looks like 1995.

There was a Twilight Zone episode about these little bastards, of course.

It’s really a shame it’s not easier and cheaper. I bet there’d be a lot of takers.

I dare you to put some UV light on that upholstery. Replace the fabrics, toilet and shower, bleach the life out of everything else and MAYBE we’ll talk.

We made it to Really Stupid so we may as well go Full Stupid.

Not for me but I like it! Somebody will really enjoy this. The miles are too high for the price—I can see it going for $15K for uniqueness.

I’ve seen that bus in the movie and online, it’s one of the ultimate examples of the colorful, optimistic and futuristic designs of the post WWII, anything-is-possible-let’s-go-into-space period. Now, sadly, we get the Cybertruck.

Diesel? Automatic? Sketchy? Ugly? Overpriced? What’s not to like!

The extra $50 was worth it.

You had one job!

In 1983, $450 for a 1972 Olds Cutlass coupe with the Rocket 350 squeezing out 160hp. Just like the one shown but with dents.

A battle of wits that’s a small step above dwarf tossing.

I really wish the larger Porsches, the Macan and Panamera, came with stick. That would check a lot of boxes.