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There was this thing called World War II which also caused a lot of planes to end up at the bottom of the Pacific. Just sayin’!

Look for a guy with a broken leg and a history of being not so bright.

Look at these uniform slices of processed loaf!

I feel for them. Living in Southern California you see dopey kids doing stupid things on scooters and e-bikes all day long. Way to go parents, who spring for the bike or let their 12-year-old use their credit card so they can zip around town toward Death by SUV.

Say what now?

It irks me that in a country plagued by obesity, this guy gets the brilliant idea to push chocolate down the gullets of his young followers.

About every month there are headlines about his workout schedule and his start time seems to get earlier and earlier.

At $34-42K, still with annoying controls and a design reminiscent of...forever, I just can’t see buying one of these new. Plus it seems like they’re willing to throw in anything that’s trending. No buttons! No, buttons! Now with ChatGPT! Coming soon—the Trav & Tay Edition!

You should really watch “something called Nyad.” (and just think if a man wrote that) It’s an amazing story.

Now that I’ve been conditioned by TikTok to expect videos to end in disaster I was really just waiting for that guy to be impaled.

Just imagine those numbers on Fiesta night!

At least they’re edging away from this ridiculousness.

Remember when ALL roads were dirt roads? This guy and Pepperidge Farm remember.

More like sways and wobbles on her own.

Agree. No Dice votes are from people who just don’t want it. If you’re into it, it’s a good deal.

A five million dollar footlong.

I’ll add the amazing (and truly tiny if you’ve seen one in person) Opel GT.

Agree but isn’t that overkill? A few simple torpedos would do the trick and — Oh, wait. NOW I see what you’re saying...