“New Kid Comes In Hot to the Office Parking Lot and Everyone Hates Him on Day 1.”

Disco Stu?

On the plus side, points for the fun and happy interior, Exhibit A of my practically weekly rant about today’s all-black, depressing Death Star interiors (“uhh, they’re easy to clean,” you slack jawed Gomers say. Maybe a little less Taco Bell Drive-thru and a little more pride in your car will solve your diabetes).

In the spirit of litigious America you could definitely sue them for the Grandpa jokes.

No bathroom? No dice!

So, Teslas?

Not really. It’s more the pressure from voters, people who are paying full price in LA’s inflated real estate market only to look across the street at a line of apocalyptic-themed vans and campers that reek of pot and piss and are surrounded by garbage.

Cue the rich kid “influencer” who will do it for the likes!

Here’s Dean Martin and Sharon Tate being chased by a ‘55...

Meanwhile their big hero is a three-years-younger manchild who forms sentences at a third-grade level while bragging about what a genius he is, the cool documents he stole, assaulting women and the latest not-clever name he came up with for one of his enemies.

For $64K it should look less like a Honda Accord.

Proof there was a thorough investigation of the issue.

It still enrages me how the Today Show spent years fawning over these idiots every time they crapped out another kid.

Probably a bunch of millennials who forgot to google “top heavy” on their phones.

It’s actually a handsome truck—look at those simple, to the point lines! Take a note, overly creased origami cars of today. Honestly, though, those tires are a little too beefy, and the rims too garish, it would look better with a slightly scaled-down set of meats.

The suspension is killing me.

I think he was late for his “racist white man” audition at Central Casting.

Civil War Character Ted is definitely only for it because the slack-jawed masses need stations that warn them that the local Sonic is going to be run by a drag queen unless they vote Republican, but it truly is like shutting out Mom & Pop stores and forcing everyone to go to Costco ... even though Mom & Pop are kinda…

“We wanted the city to be a character, but a different character.”