Agree with them all, only adding that while there’s a lack of choice with exterior colors, it’s the same inside.

Isn’t that just a whiskey and soda? (Club soda)

I think Elon likes people watching his rocket explode.

My mom warned me about fancy girls who fly helicopters and make you buy a yacht to land on.

Yup. All-black interiors (sadly ubiquitous) are sad. Love a good two tone!

That is so Midgley.

Kind of explains Trump’s love for the little guy.

I was about to ND this thing, but the crazy low mileage, new parts, classic looks, manual and overall nice condition it’s poised to basically last forever.

To say the cost to fill up is PUFFY is under shooting it’s current destination, if you know what I mean.

Republicans: “Joe Biden rides a bicycle. We can’t be pro bicycle!”

“First thing let’s lose that airbag!” doesn’t exactly scream “I make good decisions.” No Dice.

Cruise cancel culture.

As someone quoted above so deftly commented:

Business plan: Make movies no longer than the time it takes to walk the length of my yacht.

While I wouldn’t wish a cross country trip in a Metro on anyone (it sounds like a Top Gear challenge), a little car with, AC, airbags and amazing mpg from the Last Fun Decade for $4500 is a good deal for the right person.

I have weird feelings about a guy who got rich showing everyone how wonderful he is who then opens a side business encouraging kids to eat candy.

Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu is basically accidents waiting to happen, and in other parts, like where DVD was probably driving, the curves, hills and recent rain can make it hazardous as well.

Funny, just read this Washington Post article earlier today.

And while most trailers seem to have hired designers from the early 1980s, the interior of this thing looks like where Homeland Security would interview a prisoner at Guantanamo Bay.

It’s like Olivia Jade taught us nothing.